So, I'll be driving a Toyota Corolla for a Week..

Kinja'd!!! "Long Live the Longdoor" (victoryred08)
05/11/2014 at 23:36 • Filed to: Nap Rental

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Or similar, while in Nova Scotia... any requests? Can I get an accurate breakdown as to how much caffeine will be required to keep me awake while piloting said rental appliance?

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Long Live the Longdoor
05/11/2014 at 23:38

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With a rental, never be gentle.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Long Live the Longdoor
05/11/2014 at 23:40

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There isn't enough caffeine on the planet. I fell asleep and damn near died at the wheel writing this .


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Long Live the Longdoor
05/11/2014 at 23:42

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Race an America's Cup sailboat.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Long Live the Longdoor
05/11/2014 at 23:48

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About 9 grams of pure caffeine per hour should do.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Long Live the Longdoor
05/12/2014 at 00:11

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Oh god, I'm sorry man. I had a Corolla rental for three days when my car was in the body shop a few months ago. Those three days were the only time I've ever actively avoided driving anywhere because I dreaded every second of it.

If you can, turn off the traction control and floor it. It's about the only fun part of that car.


Kinja'd!!! Long Live the Longdoor > CRider
05/12/2014 at 00:13

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I'll have something setup intravenously, I'm taking the right precautions.


Kinja'd!!! Long Live the Longdoor > The Transporter
05/12/2014 at 00:14

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Hmm, my vacation looks to be very un-jalop and full of naps... I need to reflect on my life decisions.


Kinja'd!!! Long Live the Longdoor > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/12/2014 at 00:15

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Don't worry, the hoon is strong with this one.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Long Live the Longdoor
05/12/2014 at 00:18

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Good. You want to keep it below a lethal dose, but enough to stay alert. It's a fine line in a 'Rolla.


Kinja'd!!! cabarne4 > Long Live the Longdoor
05/12/2014 at 08:10

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When you get to the rental counter, ask for a Fiesta. Or a Fiat 500. Much better rentals than the Corolla. I go for a Fiesta just about every time.