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Just curious, what is oppo's heritage? I'm half Cuban (mom's side) and half cajun (dad's side, I need subtitles at family reunions)
What are you guys?
Have a yank tank for my nosiness.
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I have Polish/Russian/Romanian/italian/German/Irish blood coursing through me!
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Mostly Ukrainian and Time Lord, with some German and a little French.
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German Jew. Yes, there are some of us left.
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I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A TIME LORD!
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That was dark man……i want to type "lol" here but I'm afraid it'll be too inappropriate.
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I'm almost 100% German with a touch of American Indian on my dad's side.
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Im jewish. Russian and polish on my mom's side and Mexican, cuban, Nicaraguan, polish, and russian on my dad's side.
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Bro, you listed Italian twice.
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nvm, i'm drunk as fuck.
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As you know, half Cuban. Half 'Murican. That's where it's at, Haha.
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Half Irish half French. I am the official oppo ginger.
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Mostly Irish, but Scottish, English, German, Choctaw, and Cherokee.
Basically, a Mutt. A 'Murican Mutt.
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DUDE THAT'S DOPE (one of my best childood friends is all Lenape, and mescaline is 100% legal for her, lol)
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Haitian. :D
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I had asked him before, I had to make sure he was not Prof. YANA.
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Hey I'm Jewish and you don't see me bragging about my wörk ethics!
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That's awesome, I always considered scottish babes to have the hottest accents.
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Whenever I tell people I'm Jewish & german, they either say "you survived the holocaust?" (I'm more than a few decades too young) or "did you murder yourself?", to which the only response is a slow shake of the head.
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English, Scottish, Irish, French, German, Pennsylvanian Dutch.
Also, like every white man, I *might* be 1/32 Cherokee or something.
/diversity
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Italian, Russian, German, and a small part that has been lost in translation over the years, which is either English, Scottish, or Irish. So essentially I am a big harry man with a big nose, pale skin, and a temper. Fuck off.
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Puerto Rico/Mordor
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LOL, yeah, I usually identify as american, even though my mom's cuban (her family's been here since BEFORE castro took over, so I know like, BARELY any spanish.) and my dad's family is a bunch of Coon-asses (legit, I don't even know some of my relativ's names because their cajun accent is so thick)
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French Canadian with some Irishness to it!
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Those people are jackasses.
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Forehead ears are the best genetic trait.
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50% French-Canadian, 25% Irish, 25% Portuguese
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LULZ ARCHER (seriously though, england is like, my favorite place I've visited, although london and cancun are tied)
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I'm a Poll and Wop
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Irish, English and a 1/12th Cherokee.
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Pollack. Czech, Polish, and Irish as far as I know. If comedy is to be believed I am dumb and drunk, and comedy isn't that far off.
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Nearly all Irish, nearly all from the north, and whatever's left is Welsh.
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Haha, I don't speak Spanish worth shit. Sometimes people talk to me like I'm slow though. Last week while working my restaurant part timer somebody asks me "Where is bathroom, lavate.....manos?" All slow and shit. My response: "I do speak English you know?"
The funny part is, I don't even look that Hispanic, Haha.
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Ah ben! Tabarnak!
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lulz @the casual italian racism. I sometimes tell people I'm an eye-tie because A) I work at a pizza parlor and B) both my mom and grandmother (on my mom's side) divorced and married Italians.
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I've never actually been to THE LANDS OF MY ANCESTORS, even though several branches of my family are quite well documented.
For example, the English line (where my name comes from) originated in Leicestershire. One of my great grandfathers was actually named Leicester, which is a bit weird, but OK...
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LOL. I can understand spanish if it is clearly enunciated, but I only know like 3 or 4 full sentences
Uno cerveza
Uno mas cerveza
Me gusto grande tetas
Donde coño las llaves
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BRO GO BACK AND OWN THAT SHIT
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Me? I'm unintelligible and radical leftist. LULZ
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Yep.
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At least you have a dope ass van
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My great grandpa on my dad's side was an illegal immigrant.
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Hahahaha, I got down beer and tits. The only thing I'm good for is cursing somebody out, Haha. That's why it helps having Spanish speaking friends.
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Now I'm confused.
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SHIT. NVM. Drunk opposing does not equal clarity.
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German on both sides some Bohemian and I think along the line maybe some Italian but I speak English and some Spanish
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So was my mom's dad LULZ
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Native American, French, and 100% weeb piece of shit.
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My favorite bohemian. If you're unfamiliar, You've clearly never partied in maryland.
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FUCKIN' WEEB. WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE!
(if I'm being racist, I apologize. I'm drunk as shit and have no clue what "weeb" means)
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My pops was a Clifton,NJ and Brooklyn Italian. Has all the stories, and recipes.
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Never been to Maryland
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Dude, we've got official immigration papers and everything.
WELCOME YOUR NEW DUKE, LEICESTERSHIRE.
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I'm 3rd gen Hungarian-American, CrzRsn is 100% crz and rsn.
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Oh, you think you know. JK. Here's my schools wiki. Under the tradition section, look for the Easter one.
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Oh, it's cheap ass regional beer "National Bohemian"
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THAT IS INCREDIBLE
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Black.
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OWN IT
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So you don't simply WALK to visit your grandparents?
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It's fun when you randomly find a natty that has to be at least 5 years old. You won't drink it, but it's more of a trophy.
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Mom's side: Scottish and Irish.
Dad's side: Irish, German and Cherokee.
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I FUCKING ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A CRZ SON-OF-A-BITCH
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What, like an NB that was actually brewed IN MD?!
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Yo quiero una cerveza grande y fria, por favor.
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Like, Obama "white people will vote for me" black or DMX "I shout woof" black?
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Like I said, I understand it. But instead of por favor, I yell "VAMOS!"
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I'm a bit ginger beard, myself.
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HEY NOW HIS MOM SOUNDS LIKE A REAL NICE LADY
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Russian, Poland, Irish, German, French!
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Not since the elected that fiery eyeball guy as mayor.
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Thats like mine in a sense. Im russian, polish, irish, german, and french.
On my mom's side, her ancestors were locking up the Jewish in camps. My dad's ancestors were being locked up and fighting to free them.
Really messed up
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BRO I KNOW THAT SINCE SHE'S MAH BOTTOM BITCH!
(seriously, though, if he reads this or you show him, I DON'T mean it, and I DON'T condone talking shite about people's mom's, i'm just sauced as shit and trying to keep a joke going, maybe too far)
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FUCK YOU
jk, I just had nothing else to add. You're a cool guy.
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Que?
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I LOL'd more than I'd care to admit.
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No, but you can tell when it's really old. Baltimore production stopped over 10 years ago. Friend of mine just found a 4 year old can.
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Shit, it's been that long? I FEEL OLD AS FUCK
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MD production ended in 2000.
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I'll join in. . . I'm 5/8 Norweigian, 1/4 Irish, and 1/8 German for my heritage.
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shiiiiiiiiiit
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OH SHIT BRO HE FOLLOWS MY POSTS U BETTER WATCH OUT THE CRZ RUSSIAN IS GONNA TRACK U DOWN
(but srsly I think you're OK)
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Whatever, I'll just chuck a bottle of stoli or something at him. that'll shut that cossak slut up.
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Make it a bottle of Russian Standard and a jar of pickles and you might be able to run off with some diecasts before he notices :P
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Hey I just learned about that word the other day! I'm not actually from Canada, do I still get to use it?
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm fucking blitzed off Absolut right now. Like my old 900 Turbo, and my dad's Viggen, some swedes came here to PARTY.
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75% Serbian, 25% Croatian
I come from the land of Yugo!
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YUGOS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
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half cajun half Ashkenazi
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nope. That's me.
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Czechoslovakian & Prussian. Both sides of my family go back to those two non-existant countries. On a more immediate basis though, I'm half German, going off of more recent generations.
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I have to ask... Is your DD a TARDIS?
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last 3 generations born in 'murica, everyone before that was German, traced back I think 5 or 6 more generations. We still have small bits of the language, eat lots of the same food, and large parts of the culture.
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I'm also 3rd gen Hungarian-American, mostly.
What's weird is I'm half Hungarian, a quarter Irish, and a quarter German. People don't understand how that works until I tell them that both of my parents are also half Hungarian.
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English-English, with a fairly hefty family tree - going back to the 14th century - on my dad's side. We used to have, like, a family fortune and everything. The story goes that we were some of the first to bring swede - that's rutabaga to you - to Britain, and made quite a bit of money out of it. How much of that is true, and where all this supposed money went, is another matter entirely.
I'm either half-Australian or half-Irish on my mum's side, depending on whether you go by which country she was born in or which country her parents came from, but I've never really felt much of a cultural connection with either. My mum only had the one sister, who I've never met, and my maternal grandparents died when I was very young.
So, in the words of Adelle DeWitt, "I am... Very British."
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No don't! hahahaha. It's normal talk for Quebeckers but it is a bad word lol.
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Polish-French-Alaskan-Greek, but I consider myself Polish-American. Also, a '57 Chevy isn't a yank tank. This is a yank tank.
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p.s. Im not really black.
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No, it's broken and parked in my garage.
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I challenge thee to a duel. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GINGER
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I win by sheer quantity on head.