The third day.

"RotaryLover" (rotarylover) 05/11/2014 at 20:32 • Filed to: The 7 days of creation

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And Oppo God said, "Let the disk brakes and tires be gathered together into one place, and let the double metal "A" with a cylinder and a coils appear." And it was so. Oppo God called the set of metal double "A" Wishbone, and the cylinder with the coil Coilovers. He then called the whole Suspension. And Oppo God saw that it was good. Then Oppo God said, "Let the enthusiats set their suspension as they please. Let them enjoy heaven on their roads." And it was so. Enthusiats brought forth suspension setups: They enjoyed heaven on their roads. And Oppo God saw that it was good. And there was Grip racing and there was drifting, the third day.

Duo 101 1:9-13

jkm7680 > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 20:33

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AAAAAMEN.

DrJohannVegas > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 20:38

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Now THIS is a verse I can get behind. Except when I want torsion bars. Then I live in sin.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 20:38

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I like how it sounds that it would be in a real Bible good work my fellow brother in Oppo.

RotaryLover > DrJohannVegas 05/11/2014 at 20:41

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Hahahahahaha

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/11/2014 at 20:43

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Thanks! The suspension bit went so good with the original verse that I had to do it!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 20:44

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So I assume you are a Catholic/Lutheran/Christian if you know the original verse.

tromoly > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 20:48

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I prefer solid axle swing-arms myself.

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/11/2014 at 20:49

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I'm catholic except that I don't go to church anymore...

Neways, what I did was check the verses on google about the 7 days of creation. I check the verse and see with which car part it would go best and I re-create it. :)

The Transporter > tromoly 05/11/2014 at 20:51

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Blasphemer!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 20:55

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3/4 of my family is Catholic I am Lutheran.

RotaryLover > tromoly 05/11/2014 at 20:57

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That...that's indecent!!! I can see under it!!!! *covers his eyes*

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/11/2014 at 21:00

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Lutheran? I never heard about this religion. I gotta google this.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover 05/11/2014 at 21:06

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Haha mostly everything Catholics believe except no purgatory, differ on Communion, and don't need good works to be saved, and Mary is not Holy.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 05/12/2014 at 21:03

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You're one of them? * faints *

* wakes up *

Get out of my house!

* faints again *

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 05/13/2014 at 03:40

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Dad! Wake up! What is going on??

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 05/13/2014 at 17:45

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Look around you, son. The world is torn apart by religion. * hits Helmut with a broom * Get out of my house, devil!

P.S. I replied to your other comment.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 05/13/2014 at 18:02

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*Takes Zorro's broom* Dad, you need to join us. The oppo lord wants you to drive a Miata too. Other cars are the devil.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 05/13/2014 at 20:59

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*takes my broom back, hits Helmut with it * This is everything that's wrong with religion! Telling people "come and join us! We're the greatest!" * strikes Helmut with broom handle * Mind your bloody business! I believe in Chaos, the oldest and most powerful deity!

(Fun fact: modern day religions are based on the Greek Myth)

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 05/13/2014 at 21:09

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*Takes Zorro's broom and breaks it. Sends it into a random black hole* Watcha gonna do now Dad? You can't control me no more! The Miata life is the only life i'll be living! Miata is love. Miata is life. Remember that dad! That phrase makes me jizz hard in my pants dad. I love Miatas. You need to love Miatas too. MIATA MIATA MIATA MIATA MIATA MIATA MIATA MIATA MIATA!!!!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 05/13/2014 at 21:32

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We gave you a dozen Miatas and you did nothing with them but let them sit and rot in our driveway. Your ex boyfriend's flying Ford Anglia is parked atop one of your Miatas.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 05/13/2014 at 21:37

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WE NEED MORE MIATAS TO SACRIFICE SUMMON THE NEW MIATA FASTER!!!