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Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
05/11/2014 at 12:47 • Filed to: F-type hnnnnngggggg

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The F-type coupe is the best looking car ever made. Fact. It is pure sex incarnate

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If Jag makes the mythical AWD manual version, I will drop my R8 dreams and save up for one. If it has a gated shifter, I will sell organs for it.


DISCUSSION (49)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 12:48

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All you speak are facts.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 12:49

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I have to respectfully disagree

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/11/2014 at 13:03

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I think the jag has better proportions


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 13:10

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My local Jag dealer just got a V8s Coupe. I might need to pass by it and see.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 13:12

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It isn't as curvy and in the flesh I think its proportions make it look quite large. Just my opinion.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/11/2014 at 13:14

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Not sure I even find this car good looking in general, probably has something to do with my general ambiguity/ slight dislike of Alfas. The Jag is just so much more taut and less rounded. Also as Jayhawk mentioned the proportions are way better.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
05/11/2014 at 13:15

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I guess I'm just not a big fan of the Jag. It's attractive but it just doesn't click with me.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 13:15

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I was just thinking the same thing with their banner ad on the front page. Its so beautiful. I literally can't think of a better looking sports car on sale. And that pains me quite a bit given how much of a Vette and Viper fan boy that I am.


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 13:19

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You have clearly never seen the 8C in the flesh.


Kinja'd!!! Joel Johnson > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
05/11/2014 at 13:21

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The Alfa is very cool for what it is, but it's not even the best looking Alfa ever. The F-Type is among the most nicely proportioned Jags ever, and certainly better than almost anything new on the road today.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 13:25

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Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/11/2014 at 13:31

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Is that a puddle under it?

Cause it's dripping in soul and passion LOL.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 13:36

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So I guess what you're saying is...

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You wanna pet that pussy?


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 14:04

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[x] British Racing Green


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 14:21

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Are these stock wheels? Cause they are hideous. Otherwise the cars are very sexy.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > YSI-what can brown do for you
05/11/2014 at 14:22

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I think they are stock. The white one had different wheels that looked amazinamazingg


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 14:58

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The F12 Berlinetta is more attractive

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Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > YSI-what can brown do for you
05/11/2014 at 16:28

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Yes, those are stock wheels. They're called "Tornado".


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 16:29

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The wheels you are referring to are called "Gyrodyne".


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > webmonkees
05/11/2014 at 16:35

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Here's a real one:

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Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 16:38

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I don't know if I like the BRG version.

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 16:40

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I think it looks amazing, however, I think I'd get it in white to contrast with the roof and back window.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 16:41

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I agree. White is amazing.

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 16:43

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Here it is with the black roof:

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When this with a manual comes out, I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 16:45

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Oh you mean the panoramic roof. Yeah it does look quite good with the contrast. However, I wish they had a carbon fiber roof option like BMW.

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 16:47

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Yep, looks amazing. More cars need carbon roofs, it would make the world a better place.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 16:48

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Yes, it would.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 17:30

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If this is what it sounds like on camera, I can't imagine how real life must be.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 17:32

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This one:

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apparently sounds like this:


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 17:32

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I have yet to hear any F-Type in real life. That sound is just sinister. My god.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 17:34

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I've test driven an F-Type V8 S convertible and was shocked at how loud the exhaust was on start up alone. I honestly don't know how its exhaust is legal.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 17:36

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Hey, I'm not complaining! The louder the better. I'm just surprised they got it legalized in Europe, they have such strict sound laws there.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 17:37

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Oh neither am I. More power to them.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 17:40

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I think I'd rather have one over a 911. It's just so beautiful.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 17:44

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I think I would too. That exhaust and exterior are amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 17:45

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And I'm shocked by the effectiveness of the ZF 8 speed. I drove the M235i and it was pretty much seamless. Probably the best that traditional automatics are ever going to get.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 17:54

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Haha. Are you turning into Chris Harris?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 17:55

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OH GOD.

MAYBE.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 18:02

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Haha. Next thing you know, you'll have a British accent and a strong desire to drift any car you drive.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
05/11/2014 at 18:03

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You know what? I think I'd be okay with that.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 20:55

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The new campaign has improved villain efficiency by 45%. Even Pinky suggested Brain run his plan by a couple of engineers first.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > E92M3
05/11/2014 at 20:55

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 20:57

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The Porsche dealer is on the same lot. The 911 has nothing in the F-Type, and honestly parked next to Caymans I would absolutely take the Cayman over the 911.

What's really shocking is how much better the F coupe looks than the convertible.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > webmonkees
05/11/2014 at 20:58

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White is the way to go IMO


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 20:58

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Goddammit I want one so bad...


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > PS9
05/11/2014 at 20:59

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hahaha like a vagina


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro
05/11/2014 at 21:02

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Seeing it in the flesh has bumped it up to number 2 on my list.

God I hope they depreciate like XKs... Could be amazing value in a few years


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake
05/11/2014 at 21:03

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Mother of god that's cheap. Everything's falling into place.....


Kinja'd!!! rabidcontent > Jayhawk Jake
05/12/2014 at 16:02

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Hideous.

Now THIS is a coupe.

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