The Winner Of The 2014 Eurovision Song Contest.

"Roberto G." (roberto-g) 05/11/2014 at 10:19 • Filed to: KEEP OPPO TRAGICALLY FUNNY

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...by chance, anyone knows the timetable for the shuttle to Alpha Centauri?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 10:29

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Since the winner is decided by how unusual they are, I propose next years winner.

Roberto G. > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 05/11/2014 at 10:31

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I like this more. I think I'll vote for him.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 10:32

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Let's hope he doesn't cry as much as this years winner though...

ptak appreciates old racecars > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 10:48

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Got anything against transsexuals? :/

Roberto G. > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 11:05

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Yes, only when they do their best to look fucking ugly.

yamahog > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 11:11

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"but but if they're not sexy to me then it's gross!" -internet

ptak appreciates old racecars > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 11:18

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Believe it or not, women (or transsexuals) don't exist to look good for you.

Rory > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 11:32

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He has actually come out and said he is not trans, he is a Drag performer. Amazing looking person though !

Rory > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 11:33

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wow....

ptak appreciates old racecars > Rory 05/11/2014 at 11:34

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Drag or not, most people see him as trans, and since they're bitching about it, I gotta school them :D

Roberto G. > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 11:48

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Fact is that idiotic monster was awarded just to piss off Putin.

Indeed it's a shame that Mr. Barnum is no longer around...

vicariousILive > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 11:48

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Wait. you want to go to the closest star to our solar system... Which would likely results in a fiery death...

Roberto G. > vicariousILive 05/11/2014 at 12:02

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I'd like to go to one of its planets. Shuttles do not land on active stars.

ptak appreciates old racecars > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 12:45

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Well, Putin's an even bigger douchemelon than you. Conspiracy or not, a "trans" person won an international contest and that is progress.

Rory > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 14:45

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Well school away sir :) I really can't understand why people are bitching about it. Man or woman, Bearded or Shaven .. Conchita is simply a really good performer.

Rory > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 14:46

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Im sorry but just explain to me how they are a Monster?

Roberto G. > Rory 05/11/2014 at 15:03

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Because it scares the children. I've seen that with my eyes. True story, bro.

From: Dictionary.reference.com

monster [mon-ster] Show IPA noun

1. a legendary animal combining features of animal and human form or having the forms of various animals in combination, as a centaur, griffin, or sphinx.

2. any creature so ugly or monstrous as to frighten people.

3. any animal or human grotesquely deviating from the normal shape, behavior, or character .

4. a person who excites horror by wickedness, cruelty, etc.

5. any animal or thing huge in size.

ptak appreciates old racecars > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 15:31

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Bigot [ big - uh t]

1. Noun. a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief or opinion.

Moron [ mawr -on, mohr ]

1. Informal. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment: I wonder why they elected that narrow-minded moron to Congress .

Conformist [k uh n- fawr -mist]

1. a person who conforms, especially unquestioningly, to the usual practices or standards of a group, society, etc.

vicariousILive > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 16:13

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well I was hoping to die a fiery death after seeing whatever that bearded thing was

Roberto G. > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 16:53

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You go kiss the bearded monster, and leave me alone.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 18:29

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People laugh about the 70's, (and in some respects, for good reason) but 40 years ago, ABBA won the Eurovision song contest, with Waterloo, a song that actually charted, and became a hit, and now a classic.

The single became ABBA's first credited single, and first No. 1 hit in several countries, reached the U.S. Top 10 and went on to sell nearly six million copies; making it one of the best selling singles of all time.

Abba Waterloo Eurovision 1974 (youtube, High Quality)

Somehow, I just don't see that happening for the Eurovision winner that way 40 years later.

Roberto G. > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 05/11/2014 at 18:34

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Seconded. Totally seconded. Moreover, The Abba gals were cute.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Roberto G. 05/11/2014 at 18:37

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Just read this:

"Waterloo" is the quintessential Eurovision song, according to Dr Harry Witchel, physiologist and music expert at the University of Bristol. [2] At the 50th anniversary celebration of the Eurovision Song Contest in 2005, it was chosen as the best song in the competition's history. [3]

Rory > ptak appreciates old racecars 05/11/2014 at 21:05

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I like you.

ptak appreciates old racecars > Rory 05/11/2014 at 21:19

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Why, thank you.

minardi > Roberto G. 05/12/2014 at 08:17

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Roberto G. > minardi 05/12/2014 at 15:29

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If you think that I'm goin' to click that , you're so wrong.