where all the boys stop in the American Girl store

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/10/2014 at 19:57 • Filed to: no roof no orlove

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according to the sales lady

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my son pictured with his baby Jack in the driver's seat. Was a pretty good model, spare tyre in the front, air cooled engine in the rear


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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > MonkeePuzzle
05/10/2014 at 20:00

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how many hundreds of dollars was it?


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > MonkeePuzzle
05/10/2014 at 20:01

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"spare tyre in the front, air cooled engine in the rear"

There's a fat stomach, stinky farts joke in there somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > MonkeePuzzle
05/10/2014 at 20:02

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I'm confused. Does he have a lower body?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle
05/10/2014 at 20:11

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I assumed American Girl was like the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, where anyone who had ever been in the proximity of a Y-chromosome was banned and told to kill themselves.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > MonkeePuzzle
05/10/2014 at 20:14

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How many hundreds of dollars is it.

If I know anything about American Girl stuff, it's ungodly expensive.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > PanchoVilleneuve ST
05/10/2014 at 20:35

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I assumed the same and didn't bother looking, kind of a "if you have to ask you can't afford it situation". We don't own any American Girl dolls or accessories, insanity, my daughter was there to pickup just a book as a reward for good behaviour in piano class


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
05/10/2014 at 20:35

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son and I were certainly the only males I spied


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Diesel
05/10/2014 at 20:36

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no, pink screen is the new green screen, which was the new blue screen


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > All Motor Is Best Motor
05/10/2014 at 20:36

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son and I dropped some stinky farts to attempt to mask the femininity of the place


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2014 at 20:37

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I assumed the same and didn't bother looking, kind of a "if you have to ask you can't afford it situation". We don't own any American Girl dolls or accessories, insanity, my daughter was there to pickup just a book as a reward for good behaviour in piano class