PSA: A Belgian Tripel is not anything like a Miller Lite

"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
05/10/2014 at 15:54 • Filed to: Beerlopnik

Fortunately I have absolutely no where to go this afternoon. That is all.

DISCUSSION (24)

Manuél Ferrari > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 15:54

Liar! They are exactly the same!

ddavidn > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 15:56

Correct! Because tripels are delicious, and have... slightly higher ABV...

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Manuél Ferrari
05/10/2014 at 15:56

BS. A tripel is 10.8% ABV. One of those without food does give me a buzz.

L7D4R > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 15:57

Needs. More. Head.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > ddavidn
05/10/2014 at 15:57

Yeah, and that's why I'm quite happy I can stay at home and go nowhere.

A tripel and a hamburger is delicious.

Manuél Ferrari > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 15:57

I was just kidding :)

I won't drink a Miller Lite unless gives it to me for free.

But I will spend money on a good Belgian

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > L7D4R
05/10/2014 at 15:58

Belgians give good head.

#IReallyNeedToStopNow

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 15:58

That pour makes me a sad panda.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Manuél Ferrari
05/10/2014 at 15:59

I can tell :)

But it's really nice. And with a hamburger topped with HP Sauce, and Top Gear on the telly, I'm feeling great.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/10/2014 at 16:00

It's a stock image, because I don't have the glassware like this. Mine was much better.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 16:01

good.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/10/2014 at 16:04

I just put on season 20 of Top Gear, and am watching James May attempt to drive a London Bus around a racetrack, acting like a bus driver.

I think I need another one...

Manuél Ferrari > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 16:05

That is an awesome afternoon (or evening if you're on the East Coast)!

ddavidn > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 16:05

Yup. Sounds like a pretty good day.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Manuél Ferrari
05/10/2014 at 16:08

I am on the East Coast. It's only 4PM.

I think I might be a secret Englishman.

Manuél Ferrari > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 16:11

Haha I thought it was later than it was here on the west coast. It's actually afternoon for both of us!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Manuél Ferrari
05/10/2014 at 16:17

Yup. And I'm going back for round number 2.

The distinct benefits of drinking at home and not wanting to actually go anywhere.

Note: I have locked the car keys up, because driving a car after drinking alcohol is just damn stupid. If you do it, you should be shot.

Manuél Ferrari > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 16:20

That is the best part about drinking at home!

I don't have to lock the keys up when I do it. I just start watching TV and eventually fall asleep on the couch, haha

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Manuél Ferrari
05/10/2014 at 16:23

I might fall asleep after round 2. I haven't drunk any beer in a while, so I figure I need to have a few today.

L7D4R > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 16:38

Unless you forget where you keep the key to the lock that gives you access to your car keys, isn't "locking your car keys up so you don't drink and drive" somewhat futile? It's about on par with a kid hiding his own Easter eggs. :)

Here's an idea... toss them on to your roof. That way when you get sh!tty drunk, if you try to get your keys, the only person you might hurt will be yourself. They'll be easy enough to retrieve once you sober up and can find a ladder. ;)

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > L7D4R
05/10/2014 at 16:41

I can't work the keypad on the safe when I'm not all there. You have to enter each key within a half second of the previous one or it resets.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 17:22

Give me a quadrupel over this any day ;)

Kinja'd!!!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Enginerrrrrrrrr
05/10/2014 at 17:42

Funny you mention this. I have that in the fridge as well.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/10/2014 at 17:50

Excellent. Barring microbrews, Belgians are definitely my favorite beers. They gotta be dark though ;)