Can I Borrow $30,000? I'll pay you back! I promise!

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05/10/2014 at 09:53 • Filed to: NPOCP, Viper, Dodge Viper, Craigslist

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And anyone that comes to visit me will be given the chance to drive it! 1995 Dodge Viper RT/10 for $33,000 (I have the $3000 saved up already!) in LOOK AT ME I'M LOUD YELLOW! NPOCP?

I'm going to say this right now: I love these things. It is my favorite body style of the Viper. I love the way it looks almost fake; like some car designed by Hot Wheels. The shapes are funky. The colors are bright. And the engine is magnificently powerful!

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This car screams 90s. The paint, the rims, and the interior all come from a simpler time. When new, this was an incredible machine. It also cost a lot. Depreciation is a bitch for sellers, but we as buyers love it.

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This one is also fully loaded, featuring AC, and the factory Alpine stereo and CD unit. Interior looks to be spotless; most likely due to the fact that it has only seen 20,000 miles.

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Now here's the best part. 8.0 litre V10 engine! This produces 400 horsepower, all mated to a 6 speed manual. It then all goes to the rear wheels. This car also has very few safety features like traction control, so it may try to kill you.

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Seller claims to have all original storage bags that came with the car. It appears to be in perfect shape, with no mention of any damage. He is asking $33,000. NPOCP?

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and you can mail me money or go through Paypal so I can buy this for mysel f us! Maybe even set up a Kickstarter. Lets get the official car of Oppo!


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/10/2014 at 09:57

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Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Brian Silvestro
05/10/2014 at 09:58

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She's beautiful isn't she!?!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/10/2014 at 10:01

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For some reason it just screams "Florida."


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/10/2014 at 10:02

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heres 2000MY for 27,900.00 higher miles tho (43000 miles) I would be leery of the gap between the hood and headlight tho(possible previous damage?)

http://wwwa.autotrader.ca/a/Dodge/Viper/…


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
05/10/2014 at 10:07

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I went down to read the ad and became very confused when I stopped understanding. Then I realized it was french; damn Canada!

I prefer the more subtle gray on that one but the newer means its less dangerous!

Yellow killer for me please!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Brian Silvestro
05/10/2014 at 10:08

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The Viper is rather popular here. My old neighbor used to own a 2005 convertible in red that he let me sit in. It was cool but that body was too boring.

I love the original and the new.

The yellow just says I have too much money and am retired now! Come get me before this car does!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/10/2014 at 10:10

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And that ass is just great...

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/10/2014 at 10:47

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Hold up there. If you don't repay me, Consider your vital organs mine. Kapish?