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Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
05/09/2014 at 20:30 • Filed to: None

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Post your local weather girls. Here are my two favorite local weather hotties

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Dagmar Micap. (horrible name)

And....

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Aloha Taylor


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:32

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I'm fairly sure that there are only weather guys around here.


Kinja'd!!! Squid > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:33

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Dagmar Micap is a way better name than Aloha Taylor. . . Way better.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:37

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Not horrible, fitting.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:37

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On the station I watch, there's one. In her mid 40s and isn't very attractive at all.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:39

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Kevin Skarupa.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:40

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Tom Goddamn Skilling

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Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:41

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Norway can't compete, one must have a degree to be a weatherman/woman here... That said, we have Siri.. She's quite cute..

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Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/09/2014 at 20:43

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She must be getting up there in age though...


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:45

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the one on the right.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > StoneCold
05/09/2014 at 20:46

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well.. she's 44 years old, it all depends on how you define getting up there :P


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:50

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Say hello to Chita Johnson (in the pink, of course).

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I'll also add our traffic girl/weekend anchor, Jennifer Reyna (I LOVE YOU JENNIFER!!!!!!!!):

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:51

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Erica Collura, the one on the left, not the plastic Skeletor on the right

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Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:55

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how in the hell do I figure out who my weather gal is?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
05/09/2014 at 20:56

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watch your local news.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/09/2014 at 20:57

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I'm 43 next week, so that works just fine for me!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 20:59

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Awesome, your one of the "elders" here then :) Happy birthday in advance.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 21:00

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hmm, I think you've identified why I don't know.

I tried googling it, all I came up with is some dude named bill, there's gotta be woman around here doing this or helping him?!?!


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 21:07

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Am I doing it right?

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Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 21:07

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Polar Vortex!

Barometric pressure

(Think meteorological terms, think meteorological terms)

Cumulus

Doppler Radar

(Think meteorological terms, think meteorological terms)

Bust- An inaccurate forecast, usually a situation in which significant weather is expected, but does not occur.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 21:20

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She doesn't do weather, but she makes me want to watch the news in the morning for more than traffic and weather:

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Nicole Koglin, Fox 6 Milwaukee


Kinja'd!!! ghosty - electric space wizard > StoneCold
05/09/2014 at 22:00

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Tom Skilling graduated from my high school. Unfortunately this also means Jeff Skilling graduated from my high school. One of them is in the school hall of fame.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/09/2014 at 23:03

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my wife tells me before I get out of bed. I asked to put her picture on the computer box. Now I will have to get off the couch in the morning to go ask her...

SHE said it would be a cold day in hell so bundle up.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/09/2014 at 23:42

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If he's an elder, what am I? I'm 72. Haha


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/10/2014 at 01:14

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Well, I get three local channels, all have weatherwomen...but the one I watch most is Braid Blanks

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Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/10/2014 at 01:16

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She's 44???

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Kinja'd!!! DocWalt > Alex B
05/10/2014 at 23:10

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Or Cecily... yum

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Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/12/2014 at 13:40

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does she reply like SIRI does in Iphones not ford oops lol


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > mr_gofast
05/12/2014 at 13:46

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I have no idea, how does SIRI reply in Ford?


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/12/2014 at 13:50

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sorry meant I phones..not ford..cant think today :/


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > mr_gofast
05/12/2014 at 13:51

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Hehe, that's quite OK. But I still don't know how SIRI replies, I've never owned a phone with SIRI on (in?). But for the sake of the funnies, let's go with yes.


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/12/2014 at 13:53

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfP8_H…


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > mr_gofast
05/12/2014 at 14:10

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I think Kinja's a bitch again today, can't open that link. Sorry mate :)