My new scheme for a cheap car rental.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/09/2014 at 18:17 • Filed to: None

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1. Go to a VW dealer and take part in the sign and drive.

2. Pick out a car and sign for it.

3. Drive around in your car.

4. When your done, take it back and say, "it's just not for me, I think I'm going to try something else."

5. Return the car.

6. Never go back.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 18:26

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Kinja'd!!! wholettheriffraffin2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 18:33

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They still make the Phaeton?


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 18:33

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You might actually be able to get a compact this way too. Do rental companies really have them?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Goggles Pizzano
05/09/2014 at 18:35

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Yes, but for $92 a day in CT where I'm going in almost 2 weeks.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wholettheriffraffin2
05/09/2014 at 18:35

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Not for the US.


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 18:36

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Guarantee they'll be out, but a free upgrade will be offered.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Goggles Pizzano
05/09/2014 at 18:43

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That will be fine since they're going to charge me over 300 fucking dollars for less than two days worth of hours but three days total.

fuckers.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 20:57

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Aw man! I'd only do that to Toyota.