A $70 parking spot.

"Yossarian" (ajmobile)
05/08/2014 at 18:19 • Filed to: None

Finals week means that getting to class on time is worth a $70 ticket.

DISCUSSION (14)

signintoburnerlol > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 18:21

Atta boy!

For Sweden > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 18:22

I like that the citation is for no visible parking permit.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 18:24

It really is though. I got a $50 parking ticket for parking like a total asshat during my finals week (think on the grass nowhere near a parking lot... But hey, it's a Jeep!). My school has a "if you're late you can't take the exam at the scheduled time, and if you don't take the exam at the scheduled time you get a lot of points deducted" rule that I didn't want to mess around with. $50 or a full letter grade drop? I'll take the ticket.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 18:33

This guy's clearly an asshat, but I can't help myself thinking this is the coolest thing I've seen in some time.

I love it, such asshat-izm.

Crest > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 19:05

I want to hate but that looks so beautiful it should be your permanent parking spot

cluelessk > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/08/2014 at 19:59

My gf is the same way. She couldn't be bother to find a spot and and walk across the whole campus.

Frank Grimes > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 20:42

those cars look rather terrible with cloth tops.

wholettheriffraffin2 > Yossarian
05/08/2014 at 20:45

bonus points for parking with the spoiler up.

The Compromiser > wholettheriffraffin2
05/08/2014 at 20:57

probably still running with the key in it. Doors locked natch. That sounds like a plot from some bad college movie. Or Van Wilder...

wholettheriffraffin2 > The Compromiser
05/08/2014 at 21:05

the next beat of the plot is when skater kid grinds down the front fender and people cheer

The Compromiser > wholettheriffraffin2
05/08/2014 at 22:40

as long as there is a quirky sidekick who is an introvert with bad people skills and some cute but excusable obvious issue ( gay, Indian, virgin, whore for a mom) I am there! I want to see what mr confidence does for this future doctor or lawyer or research scientist to teach him the error of his ways so he can become the most kickass guy at the Home Depot. Because his parents aren't rich and can't bail him out with a trust fund.

wholettheriffraffin2 > The Compromiser
05/09/2014 at 15:56

HA! "Indian" nailed it.

Obviously mr confidence writes a check his karate skills can't cash and gets in big trouble with Porsche dude. Indian guy is going to have to rescue skater and skater's bookish but hot librarian girlfriend from the basement of the fraternity (of which Porsche guy is obviously the president) where they're being sown to some pledges who failed to show up for Sunday cleaning duty. Wait, that's a different movie.

The Compromiser > wholettheriffraffin2
05/09/2014 at 17:36

LMAO. We've combined Van Wilder with animal house and harold and kumar. If we find a fat comedian who is still alive. we can use kal pen for a few roles to save a few bucks.

Thank you sir may I have another. My predictive typing wrote that whole sentence based on me typing 'tha'. It's destiny.

wholettheriffraffin2 > The Compromiser
05/09/2014 at 18:17

Yeah, I got a serious giggle out of this. I'm waiting for some IP guys from CAA to give us a call.

As an aside, I have to say the above picture which was our inspiration has to be one of the most obnoxious things I've ever seen in my life. Proof no college kid should ever have a Porsche.

/also jealous