Race All The Things

Kinja'd!!! "BoulderZ" (BoulderZ)
05/08/2014 at 11:39 • Filed to: None

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If all you've got is a Ape delivery scoot, then by all means !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ! I wonder if there's a special "Breakfast Class" where you have a full load of pastries and an espresso machine. Mandatory pitstops, you have to serve beverages and pastries to your crew. Beverages can vary, but each round must include one americano, one cappucino, and one cafe corretto. Time bonus if the driver drinks the corretto.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > BoulderZ
05/08/2014 at 11:45

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I would so watch "Breakfast Class", actually, scratch that, I want to be crew.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > BoulderZ
05/08/2014 at 11:45

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A long time ago, while drunk, I said that a racing series would be made awesome if you had to eat a meal of Chipotle/Taco Bell/Curry, along with a cup of coffee, get in your car, and drive until you couldn't hold it anymore.

This is one of the few drunkdeas I had that still sounds amazing to me.


Kinja'd!!! BoulderZ > Bad Idea Hat
05/08/2014 at 11:54

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That would be awesome, I'd watch that! I think we'd see who the real drivers are, very quickly! "This one's a real cheek-squeezer, folks! Looks like Jones squirts ahead... he'll be pulling over shortsly... and, oh! Looks Smith is pulling in to the rest stop. Amazing someone can run so fast with their knees together. Hope that restroom door is open for the season..."


Kinja'd!!! BoulderZ > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/08/2014 at 11:55

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I was thinking that the crews should have to play each other in a dominoes tournament in the pits at little bistro tables, too, but I couldn't figure out how to factor that in to the scoring.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > BoulderZ
05/08/2014 at 11:58

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hahah, I'm *SO* onboard this this idea. Maybe the driver has to kibitz about the game each serving stop?


Kinja'd!!! BoulderZ > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
05/08/2014 at 12:03

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Yes! That would be great! Driver must make a minimum of 4 unsolicited recommendations on next moves to any players, per stop. This can be reduced to 1 recommendation if the driver changes out of their helmet in to Borsalino Fedora for the duration of the stop, then back to helmet again for driving (gotta stay safe).