Vodka Up the Nose and In the Eye is…..

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/07/2014 at 21:21 • Filed to: None

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Absolutley terrible. Have "DAT ASS" for listening.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:28

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Especially the shitty crap your doing. I have a tip for you though:

Get some gingerbeer/ale

Add 1 part vodka to every 2 parts gingerbeer/ale

Mix in a few drops of lime juice.

and that's how you make a Moscow Mule.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:29

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I saw a buddy get Barcardi 151 up the nose once. Rough rest of the night for him.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Scary__goongala!
05/07/2014 at 21:33

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FUUUUUUCK. My sister and brother in law have some. I'm afraid to try it.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2014 at 21:34

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FUCK THAT. SHITTY BOOZE, NO CHASER


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:40

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Its not the "worst" thing in the world. But I've made a personal decision to never have it again...ever


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:41

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Dumb drinking stories? Dumb drinking stories.

This year, I purchased a mixer and tried to make a Martini. Simple, right? Ended up making six, pouring it into a beer glass and drinking it all within 5 minutes, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:43

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DUDE! You're a legend!

(I drank 32 beers post-prom, i am too)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:46

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Can't be any more painful than accidentally snorking soda.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:47

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Had a couple shots of Tequila and a margarita or two after that. I was pretty hungover the next morning. :x

You remind me of my lovable alcoholic friend back home. His idea of a relaxing day is being by the pool, smoking a cigar and drinking a case of beer, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:47

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That legit sounds like paradise.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:49

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It's great, he doesn't share often though, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:53

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Me? Oppo doesn't come alive until I start drunk posting.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:55

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When I drink too much I snapchat. Yep, I'm that guy.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:58

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dude I'm totally gonna snap chat my best female friend my dong.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 22:02

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I've never sent a dick pic. Hopefully I don't ever, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 22:03

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DO IT. Chicks dig dick pics. It'll score you QUALITY poon.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 22:04

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05/07/2014 at 22:06

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Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 22:08

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I need to start drinking to really appreciate that, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/08/2014 at 08:30

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half a bottle of Goya ginger beer.

1.75 oz. vodka

.5 oz lime juice

If it doesn't make you cough on the first sip, you didn't do it right.

My girlfriend also experimented with making ginger syrup and I mixed it with club soda. Still works, but not quite as good.