Goddamnit, Oppo!

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/07/2014 at 12:19 • Filed to: The People's State of Brunoppo, dictatorships

There is only 1 dictator on Oppo. Me, Benevolent Dictator of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo for Life Benjamin Rolland. I would change my username to that but Kinja no longer likes long usernames. And the Official State Limo of The People's State of Brunoppo is the Porsche Study H50, no ifs, ands or buts.

My cabinet is as appointed:

Vice Benevolent Dictator for Life of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo: 505Turbeaux

Minister of Aston Martins: Brian Silvestro

Chair of The Ministry of Financial and Money and Shit: Rusto

Ambassador to Monaco: Diesel

Ambassador to Luxembourg: PatBateman

Arch Duke of Shoops: Arch Duke Maxyenko, Sub-blog

Secretary of The People's State: Hulk Hogan. Yes, the actual Hulk Hogan.

Minister of War, Weapons, and Badassery: MrTheEngineer, for coming up with the idea to take Brunei by force, paving the way for The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo

THERE ARE MORE POSITIONS IN THE CABINET OPEN- SEE ME FOR DETAILS

This is non-revokeable except by me.

This is non-anything else. I control all. Bow to me.

DISCUSSION (26)

505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:20

as long as I stay in your good graces I will take the position

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2014 at 12:22

Just don't enjoy Styx or Rush or Kansas or Boston or any other of those 1970s crappy-crap rock bands, unless you want to end up like Ballban

505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:23

Listening to Geddy Lee makes me want to commit genocide, does this fit with your plan?

For Sweden > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:23

This post is not mod approved.

Your boy, BJR > For Sweden
05/07/2014 at 12:24

The mods get first dibs to the current sultan's car collection

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:25

lol "buts" :]

Kinja'd!!!

*goes straight to the firing squad*

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2014 at 12:25

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY
05/07/2014 at 12:26

ULY! You're the Minister Chairman of the Department of Noms.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:27

I wont let you down. Long live Brunoppo!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:28

I humbly submit my application for the position of Inspector General of Boost, and Vice-Commander of Alfa Romeo Studies (I can't take High-Commander status with Turbeaux in the mix...)

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY
05/07/2014 at 12:29

Your job is to Nom all visiting female celebrities in order to A.) Make sure they aren't poisoned for me and B.) So they will spread the word of our glorious nation.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:37

only the finest for our leader!

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:39

Kinja'd!!!

I would like to apply for the role of Minister of Lancias and Other Small Italian Car Companies That Haven't Done Anything in Years, Glorious Leader. I offer these Lancias in trade.

Your boy, BJR > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
05/07/2014 at 12:40

It is done. Enjoy the power.

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:41

I gave you campaign money, you better freaking put me on your cabinet.

Unless you want.... A COUP on you hands...

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull
05/07/2014 at 12:44

Leadbull- Vice Chairman of Trivial Matters.
I promise, you will have a BIG job with A LOT of power.

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:45

This ain't an HOA committee, bro.

I expect more.

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull
05/07/2014 at 12:49

Fine, fine. I guess you get Head of the Department of Manufacturing and Agriculture. You oversee the entire industry of Brunoppo, and basically you are the backbone of the country. We manufacture cocaine and manual transmissions. Make sure it continues.

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 12:54

Never forget: according to John Locke, I have the right to overthrow you if I get addicted to the coke or anything.

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull
05/07/2014 at 12:57

Oh i won't…...

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 13:49

Kinja'd!!!