![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:19 • Filed to: The People's State of Brunoppo, dictatorships | ![]() | ![]() |
There is only 1 dictator on Oppo. Me, Benevolent Dictator of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo for Life Benjamin Rolland. I would change my username to that but Kinja no longer likes long usernames. And the Official State Limo of The People's State of Brunoppo is the Porsche Study H50, no ifs, ands or buts.
My cabinet is as appointed:
Vice Benevolent Dictator for Life of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo: 505Turbeaux
Minister of Aston Martins: Brian Silvestro
Chair of The Ministry of Financial and Money and Shit: Rusto
Ambassador to Monaco: Diesel
Ambassador to Luxembourg: PatBateman
Arch Duke of Shoops: Arch Duke Maxyenko, Sub-blog
Secretary of The People's State: Hulk Hogan. Yes, the actual Hulk Hogan.
Minister of War, Weapons, and Badassery: MrTheEngineer, for coming up with the idea to take Brunei by force, paving the way for The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo
THERE ARE MORE POSITIONS IN THE CABINET OPEN- SEE ME FOR DETAILS
This is non-revokeable except by me.
This is non-anything else. I control all. Bow to me.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:20 |
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as long as I stay in your good graces I will take the position
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:22 |
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Just don't enjoy Styx or Rush or Kansas or Boston or any other of those 1970s crappy-crap rock bands, unless you want to end up like Ballban
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:23 |
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Listening to Geddy Lee makes me want to commit genocide, does this fit with your plan?
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:23 |
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This post is not mod approved.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:24 |
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The mods get first dibs to the current sultan's car collection
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:25 |
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lol "buts" :]
*goes straight to the firing squad*
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![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:26 |
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ULY! You're the Minister Chairman of the Department of Noms.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:27 |
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I wont let you down. Long live Brunoppo!
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:28 |
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I humbly submit my application for the position of Inspector General of Boost, and Vice-Commander of Alfa Romeo Studies (I can't take High-Commander status with Turbeaux in the mix...)
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:29 |
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Your job is to Nom all visiting female celebrities in order to A.) Make sure they aren't poisoned for me and B.) So they will spread the word of our glorious nation.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:37 |
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only the finest for our leader!
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:39 |
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I would like to apply for the role of Minister of Lancias and Other Small Italian Car Companies That Haven't Done Anything in Years, Glorious Leader. I offer these Lancias in trade.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:40 |
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It is done. Enjoy the power.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:41 |
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I gave you campaign money, you better freaking put me on your cabinet.
Unless you want.... A COUP on you hands...
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:44 |
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Leadbull- Vice Chairman of Trivial Matters.
I promise, you will have a BIG job with A LOT of power.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:45 |
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This ain't an HOA committee, bro.
I expect more.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 12:49 |
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Fine, fine. I guess you get Head of the Department of Manufacturing and Agriculture. You oversee the entire industry of Brunoppo, and basically you are the backbone of the country. We manufacture cocaine and manual transmissions. Make sure it continues.
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Never forget: according to John Locke, I have the right to overthrow you if I get addicted to the coke or anything.
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Oh i won't…...
![]() 05/07/2014 at 13:49 |
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Sweet!
![]() 05/07/2014 at 17:27 |
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What am I?
![]() 05/07/2014 at 17:46 |
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You're apparently the roadside mechanic.
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I am ready to fix all of your nations cars.
![]() 05/07/2014 at 17:58 |
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Your new offical title is Quartermaster of the State Motor Pool of The People's State of Brunoppo.
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Awesome