If I see one more Autozone/Duralast commerical with Chuck Lidell...

Kinja'd!!! "Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
05/07/2014 at 00:59 • Filed to: None

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I might lose my shit. I'm sick of seeing his potbelly on TV with these dumb commercials. I'll rip the brand new Duralast brake pads off my mom's Jeep and return them to Autozone.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Big Bubba Ray
05/07/2014 at 01:05

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Autozone already pissed me off over the weekend and these shit commercials really don't help their case.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Big Bubba Ray
05/07/2014 at 01:08

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Hate to say it but I laughed. Granted this is the first time I've seen the thing so perhaps it would get irritating.

I on the other hand am so goddamned sick of these goddamned "I pledge app -legiance to the Official NBA Gametime app" spots that get played 900 times per NBA game.

FUCK YOUR FUCKING APP-LEGIANCE! IT'S NOT A GODDAMN WORD!


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/07/2014 at 01:09

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Autozone is a joke but I don't know where else to get parts easily right when I need them. I'm going to be replacing the radiator on my mom's Jeep next week and I just picked one up today, there's about a 90% chance they gave me the wrong radiator.

Literally every time I go to get something from them, it's the wrong part. Just in the past year I've started a doing maintenance on our family's cars so I'm not too familiar with what car needs what part, so I'm always halfway through a job when I realize that they gave me the wrong thing. What did Autozone do to you? I need to hear more horror stories to foster even more hatred for them.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Textured Soy Protein
05/07/2014 at 01:12

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Haha I'll admit, first time I saw the Chuck commercial, I laughed a little too. No shame. But I've seen them a million times since and they make me sick!

I can understand your hatred of the app-legiance commericals. That clip was the first time I've seen it and it annoyed me for some reason. I never watch sports so I'm glad I'll probably never see it again.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Big Bubba Ray
05/07/2014 at 06:37

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The dick at the counter got an attitude with me because I didn't know that this one fitting I needed for my brakes only came with new brake line, not just its own separate part. Then, instead of looking it up in the computer to know what diameter line I needed, I had to call my dad so he could figure it out. Needless to say, I left and went to O'Reiley and walked out with the right part in 2 minutes.


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/07/2014 at 10:55

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O'Reiley and NAPA are two of the best auto parts chains, IMO. At least in my part of 'Murica. Autozone parts seem chintzy to me.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Imirrelephant
05/07/2014 at 10:59

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My family usually uses Car Quest, because my dad knows the owner of the one by my house. They had just closed so I had to go somewhere else.


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/07/2014 at 11:03

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Car Quest is good too. I got a timing set and water pump for my '06 A4 2.0T for around $300. It was around $400-500 for other stores' house brands and I didn't have the time to wait for shipping for internet parts. I forget the brand, but it was the company that makes the parts for Audi.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Imirrelephant
05/07/2014 at 11:09

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We've never had a problem with the CarQuest parts. Most hold up better than even the factory parts (like my dad's water pump for his truck)