Alfa Business Plan 2014

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
05/06/2014 at 16:40 • Filed to: None

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Model lineup info, skunkworks info, 500hp plus engine. Disassociation with the FCA "Machine". Very interesting plan for Alfa

http://www.fiat500usa.com/2014/05/alfa-r…

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Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 16:48

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Can they just start building reproduction GTV6s? I'm sure they meet current federal safety standards.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
05/06/2014 at 16:52

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hahaha yes I am sure of it


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 16:53

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Also, they're going to need some corporate slaves over here in the states to make this work. I'm good with financials statements and modeling, I get and love Alfas, and I'm a greedy bastard; I VOLUNTEER.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 16:54

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Can't I just sign a waiver that states that I don't mind being impaled by the steering column in the event of a crash? I can't think of a better way to go out than to have a piece of Alfa driven through my sternum.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
05/06/2014 at 16:54

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for FREE??? Or just for an Alfa?


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 16:59

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Well, no, I want a lot of money too. But I'd settle for a company car and then free maintenance on my other Alfas. It'd probably balance out to what a nice six figure salary would cost them, anyway.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
05/06/2014 at 16:59

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hey, someone is going to get that job!


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
05/06/2014 at 17:00

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This. I'd definitely buy one. Especially if they started playing with big-bore Arese's.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
05/06/2014 at 17:03

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Updated heads with direct injection, base models with turbo'd 2.5s and uprated models with twin turbo'd 3.0s+? I could do all of the above.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 17:09

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I am so going to buy one. Just make something utterly lustworthy in a couple of years' time and I'm there.

Either that or an Alfa 6. Depends whether the new cars are better...


Kinja'd!!! George Costanza > 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 17:46

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I swear if they make one one their own platform I will buy one in a heart beat.