"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/06/2014 at 15:15 • Filed to: None
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
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I have to write out this personal development plan for work. It will be posted on the company's intranet. I can't figure out what is for except for managers to poach employees from other departments.
What are my career interests? I don't have any. I just want to do as little work as possible while getting paid as much as possible. What a load of B.S.
505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
05/06/2014 at 15:18 |
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lol I have to do the same thing for my work because I need to hire another person soon. Just let me hire another fucking person, not write my life story about it
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CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 15:20 |
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WHAT ARE MY TOP THREE STRENGTHS?
1. Procrastination
2. Writing a script to do the work for me
3. Minesweeper
RacecaR
> CalzoneGolem
05/06/2014 at 15:21 |
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When I used to actually be an employee of the company I am now contracted to, we had to do things called performance connections. Basically, at the beginning of the year, you would write out your plan for the year. What you would do to better the company and your position (usually some sort of cost savings plan worked well). Then mid way through the year, you followed up with another to tell how you are meeting your goals. Then at the end, you would tell what you did for the year, then set out the next years goals.
Basically you did your manager's job of reviewing your job. It sucked. You to list your job responsibilities, and what you would do to better yourself in the company. It was an incredible waste of time.
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505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
05/06/2014 at 15:21 |
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4. OPPO and Reddit
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CalzoneGolem
> RacecaR
05/06/2014 at 15:25 |
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#corporateworldproblems
Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> CalzoneGolem
05/06/2014 at 15:25 |
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Disregard women, acquire currency.
Spaceball-Two
> CalzoneGolem
05/06/2014 at 15:26 |
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For the first time in 10 years at my job I was asked to fill out an "Employee Self Evaluation Form". Imagine my surprise when my boss just cut and pasted everything from there to my yearly review.
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CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
05/06/2014 at 15:26 |
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I think that was covered under the first skill. If I wasn't 90 minute out of Portland I'd apply to be your new hire, haha.
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CalzoneGolem
> Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
05/06/2014 at 15:28 |
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I've now copied and pasted this 42 times. Development plan complete.
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CalzoneGolem
> Spaceball-Two
05/06/2014 at 15:28 |
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Lol, I don't know why you should feel surprise.