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"Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert) 05/06/2014 at 10:00 • Filed to: Random

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We do absurd things when we don't know what to do with our hands.

From when were talking on our phone, sitting in traffic, or driving, we do and say wierd things. When we get bored or figety enough, our subconscious mind turns into a three year old. Especially in traffic, where your nose picking might accidentally lead to flipping off the chick next to you with that finger. We have strange reactions when we realize people are looking at us, too.

I once stapled my hand while I was on the phone.

Tell us your crazy story where you did, said, ate, or sang something silly almost without control.

Cherry_man1 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 05/06/2014 at 09:48

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I was eating a banana and my roommate walked in and I wanted to see how much I could eat in one bite....needless to say I ate 3/4 of it to quickly.....

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 05/06/2014 at 09:50

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It's not just my hands that do this, it's my entire body. I was on the phone with my girlfriend one time and got in my car and drove up to the convenience store without even realizing what I was doing.

Jagvar > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 05/06/2014 at 10:07

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"Idle hands wander toward the genitals."

- Church Lady

thebigbossyboss > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 05/06/2014 at 10:12

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Could be worse my former roommate nailed his hand to a piece of plywood with a nail gun. Brilliance.

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > thebigbossyboss 05/06/2014 at 10:16

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TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 05/06/2014 at 10:33

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In History class, my group won a quiz. One of the opposing teams (who cheat all the time) claimed that we were cheating (which we weren't). Either way, my teacher wasn't having anything with their claims and I was so caught up in the moment due to our victory, I called out "Tough cheese! Or if you're German, hard sausage!" right across the class.

Not very exciting, but my friend burst out cackling.

getchapopcorn > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 05/06/2014 at 10:41

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