"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
05/06/2014 at 00:29 • Filed to: None | 0 | 18 |
I can do that
Everyone thinks the answer is always Miata because of some acronym or something, but it's actually BMW 2002. Trust me, I'm pre-med*
*No I'm not
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 00:31 | 0 |
BRO YOU WANT CLASS GET THE FUCK UT OF HERE WITH YOUR 2002. LET THE BIG BOYS WITH THE BIG TOYS (Hyundai Sonata) PLAY.
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 00:31 | 1 |
10/10 WOULD INSEMINATE
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 00:37 | 2 |
10/10 WOULD DATE AND PAY FOR A FANCY DINNER WITHOUT EXPECTING SOMETHING IN RETERN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A PROPER WOMAN DESERVES TO BE TREATED ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S THIS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS I MEAN LOOK AT HER I WOULD DATE THE FUCK OUT OF HER
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 00:39 | 0 |
BRO. NO. NO WAY, BRO. COMPARED TO A 2002 A SONATA IS BASICALLY A BENTLY BUT YOU'RE MISSING A EUROPEAN BADGE SO YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT BRO. EVERYONE KNOWS THE BADGE IS WHAT REALLY MAKES CLASS BRO. PUT A MERCEDES BADGE ON YOUR HYUNDAI AND THEN WE'LL TALK. BRO. TRACK DAY BRO- oh wait is that not what I was talking about? My bad.
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 00:40 | 0 |
BRO I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ITS JUST I'VE HAD SUCH A FUCKED UP UPBRINGING MY VIEWS OF LOVE AND RESPECT ARE TWISTED/NONEXISTENT. I TRY TO HIDE MY INSECURITIES BEHIND VULGARITY AND IT GETS ME NOWHERE. I'LL PROBABLY DIE SAD AND ALONE DUE TO MY BRASH PERSONALITY.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 00:45 | 0 |
BRO ITS OKAY. AS LONG AS YOU STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND WORK TOWARDS A BRIGHTER FUTURE IT WILL ALL BE OKAY. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN GET A LUCRATIVE JOB ON CANTUSECAPSHERE.KINJA.COM AND YOU'LL BE ABLE BREAK THE UNFORTUNATE CYCLE THAT IS MISOGYNY AND FIND A BEAUTIFUL WIFE LIKE THE WOMAN ABOVE WHO WILL GIVE YOU BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN WHO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO TEACH PROPER VIEWS OF LOVE AND RESPECT. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU BRO. HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF.
D
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 00:45 | 0 |
A mod needs to recommend this so the lead picture becomes GIANT.
where my snaps and porsches at
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 00:46 | 1 |
BRO I PUT THE BMW BADGES FROM MY 2002 ON MY SONATA BRO. NOPW I HAVE A 2012 BMW SONATA 2002. BRO DO YOU EVEN HAVE POWER STEERING, WINDOWS, WEAVED CLOTH, AND MOTHERFUCKIN USB HOOKUPS BRO? DIDN'T THINK SO. DO YOU HAVE BLUELINK BRO? NO! DO YOU HAVE TRIP COMPUTERS? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! DO YOU…….DO YOU……. lets kiss
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 00:47 | 0 |
BRO THAT MEANS A LOT BRO. SERIOUSLY. YOU GET ME LIKE NO OTHER BRO. I'M TEARING THE FUCK UP OVER HERE BRO. LET'S HUG IT OUT.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> D
05/06/2014 at 00:54 | 0 |
Snaps (schnapps?)
And Porsche.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 01:39 | 2 |
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 01:45 | 0 |
I call dibs on being travolta (if only for that sweet, sweet olivia newton john poon)
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 01:52 | 0 |
Hey, why do I have to be the dead guy?
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 01:53 | 0 |
because i want to get all up inside 1970s Olivia Newton-John
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 01:57 | 1 |
... Yeah okay fair enough. I'll take one for the team and be the dead guy.
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/06/2014 at 02:00 | 0 |
Goddamn right you will. Don't make Papa B smack a punk.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 02:27 | 1 |
operator2222
> Your boy, BJR
05/06/2014 at 02:38 | 0 |
You guys just made my night