With all of the posts about guys liking their female friends

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 05/05/2014 at 03:21 • Filed to: None

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This is how I imagine all of Oppositelock now. (psst, it's a gif, click on it!)

I love you but I've chosen hooning! > Anon 05/05/2014 at 05:48

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Currently I am having this situation, where I like a girl "in a friend kind of way" and she likes me "in a sexual way". The bros are scratching their heads as to why I'm not sticking it to the girl. Especially since "she's totally hot, dude". And then I have to come up with bullshit excuses because you just can not not want to fuck a girl for a change.

MetalSonic7 > I love you but I've chosen hooning! 05/05/2014 at 05:58

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Subtle brag attempt 4/10

yamahog > I love you but I've chosen hooning! 05/05/2014 at 06:03

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I love you but I've chosen hooning! > MetalSonic7 05/05/2014 at 06:04

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Yeah. Totally bragging and not at all about different expectations based on gender and peer pressure. Bro.

Mattbob > Anon 05/05/2014 at 07:20

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source?

Anon > Mattbob 05/05/2014 at 08:03

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It's from an anime called "my little monster" honestly not that amazing, I would give it a 6/10 and a recommendation to watch only if you really want to watch a cheesy high school romance.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Anon 05/05/2014 at 08:12

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I think this is a phenomena tied to the lunar cycles. I don't know the exact pattern but roughly one night a month oppositelock becomes a meeting of the lonely and desperate and slightly pathetic singles club. I am currently writing up a proposal to receive government funding. I am requesting 1.5 million with which to purchase a variety of used automobiles and chart my changes in romantic expectations based on each one. I will report my findings in three years' time if I get the money.

mr_gofast > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/05/2014 at 09:10

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you'd imagine this would occur annualy on February 14 guess we're weird like that...

RacecaR > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/05/2014 at 09:11

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I think you mean you will begin your research in three years after the gubermint gets done throwing red tape and 12 page forms that need to be filled out in triplicate then you finally get your money.

William Byrd > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/05/2014 at 09:13

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This is excellent. Can we start a petition? The government loves petitions.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > RacecaR 05/05/2014 at 09:25

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If it means I can purchase a used 911 I am perfectly okay with that

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > William Byrd 05/05/2014 at 09:26

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nah, screw the petition, I've filled out these requests and done these reports before. Waiting on you lot to sign a petition will only slow me down.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > mr_gofast 05/05/2014 at 09:26

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it does but it is overshadowed by that day as a whole.

RacecaR > William Byrd 05/05/2014 at 09:29

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Especially one's from Jalopnik/Oppostielock.

William Byrd > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/05/2014 at 10:54

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I like you style.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog 05/05/2014 at 11:28

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Dammit.

*Looks at engineering degree, contemplating that I'm single at 28*