Come again?

"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
05/05/2014 at 01:00 • Filed to: None

Wheels = tires and rims = wheels?

Huh?

DISCUSSION (16)

CRider > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/05/2014 at 01:06

Maria,

Kinja'd!!!

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CRider
05/05/2014 at 01:08

CAcoalminer > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/05/2014 at 01:12

I'm deeply confused by this.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CAcoalminer
05/05/2014 at 01:19

Well, it seems obvious that Maria doesnt know what she's talking about, and this Dan character wants to get into her pants so he's just agreeing with her... Or he's also clueless.

Either way, I have no idea.

I would also like to mention that she is referencing a picture of a BMW with HRE wheels, so a) they don't come with the car and b) "nicer" isn't going to be bank-account-friendly.

Also "tires don't really matter too much"
Oh boy...

CAcoalminer > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/05/2014 at 01:24

Haha. The story just keeps getting better the more it is put into context.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CAcoalminer
05/05/2014 at 01:34

Two of her other comments:

"Gonna customize this lovey lady for sure. Blue/violet lights, exterior sound system, hopefully some spankin rims, bish is gonna look dank"

Wait, like underglow? And an exterior sound system?? What does that even mean???

"yeh, and I originally only saw that the 235i was a coupe but I looked at some 4 series today after talking to ramy, realized that the 435i, 428i, and 435i xdrive come as coupes so now i've kinda got my heart set back on a 4 series coupe by hamann"

Like, the 4 series come as coupes or they are only coupes? And I don't know where the 235i came from?? And a Hamann??? Coming from a girl that doesn't have a job????

What?????

Now, I love this girl like a sister but I'm going to need to teach her a thing or two about... uh... everything, I guess.

CAcoalminer > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/05/2014 at 01:36

Oh geez. Keep it coming my friend. This is awesome.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CAcoalminer
05/05/2014 at 01:47

Ahaha. Unfortunately that's all I've got for tonight.

Other than that she just sent me a Craigslist ad of a Hyundai Tiburon asking if it was worth buying.

Uh, don't ask me if you want me to say yes. I have a completely irrational hatred of Hyundais and (for lack of a better term) "fake" wheels, which this Hyundai has a terrible example of.

Also I don't think that's a Hamann BMW 4 series... Could be wrong though.

Dunnik > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
05/05/2014 at 05:09

"I mean the tires don't really matter too much"

Yea, tires don't matter much at all. Who needs grip, or fuel efficiency, or ride comfort? How things look are much, much more important than how things work . I mean, nobody will look at your wheels and say, "wow, nice tires!"