Oliver Met Another Ancestor

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/04/2014 at 20:46 • Filed to: None

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A slightly modified Mk2 Jetta. These are not that common to see around, but this one looked to be mostly well in its structure. Unfortunately it has Vulgar purple window tint, some bad aftermarket wheels, and stickers that mean absolutely nothing.

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"Oliver"

"Yes sir, what can I help you"

"I've lived a whole lot of things."

"You sure have sir."

"Ive seen better days you know. But I still feel I can go on a couple more years."

"Thats good to know. I hope you feel well sir, you look good."

"Thank you, see you around young man."

"I have half your age, I. I'll see you later sir."

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/04/2014 at 20:51

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I feel like this is a scene in CARS. Also I have never seen a store called H-E-B.


Kinja'd!!! George Costanza > Vicente Esteve
05/04/2014 at 20:53

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Jetta joke incoming:

Wow a sorority sisters alumni gathering at a strip mall, neat.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > George Costanza
05/04/2014 at 21:24

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Hahahah If that car was driven by a Sorority girl, she would climb a tree faster than a cat and spit phlegm in church


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/04/2014 at 21:25

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Hahah, its looks kinda like that. The CRV is like the back character no one gives a shit about. About HEB It is I think only in Texas, and southern states, and in Mexico only in the northern States.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/04/2014 at 21:26

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What do they sell?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/04/2014 at 21:29

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Its a supermarket, like Walmart. But since here, most supermarkets sell Absolute SHIT when it comes to food and dairy, I prefer buying the American products that only HEB has. Like, the Ice cream, bagels, French Toast Bread, Mapple Syrup, Milk. All those things taste like plastic in Mexican stores like: Chedrahui, or Soriana, or Arteli, but HEB brings them from the U.S. and they are miles better.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 07:40

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You should move the the USA then.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/05/2014 at 07:46

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Due to Violence and such, we were very very close.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 07:53

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Really it is that bad. If you move Wisconsin is a very nice place.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/05/2014 at 07:59

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Thankfully, no one of our family has been done damage. But there have been 2 times kidnappers have gone with Uzis and stuff to my Uncles job. Both times he has escaped through the back, and just ran home to get in his car and floor it to the airport. He has gone to the U.S. to live for like 3 years already but keeps coming back from time to time.

Also, my girlfriends father has been kidnapped, and he told me the last words he told the guys were "I forgive you". Stories like that has made half of the town move to the states, including my best friend who is in Atlanta.

Hahah I think we would suffer a drastic change by going to a place like Wisconsin. We have a beach and lagoons and Nice Sun all year round.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 08:50

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We have snow and farms and dumps that contain more than crap.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/05/2014 at 09:28

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Haha I don't know why my father has this itch to go to Wyoming.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 12:08

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The Volkswagen community is also huge in Wisconsin.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/05/2014 at 14:19

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Convincing. What food can you eat there?


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 14:22

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Any kind you want.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/05/2014 at 14:23

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Any specialities? Exotica?


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 14:25

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Our cheese and beef jerky are the best in the world and where I live every day you see at least 2 VR-SEX volkswagens.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/05/2014 at 15:09

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Buuuut they are riced out ones.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/05/2014 at 15:33

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only 75% are riced.