"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/03/2014 at 22:51 • Filed to: None

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yo, are blueberries not the best?

RotaryLover > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:53

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I prefer waffles.

Nibbles > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:54

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Pfft blueberries. They're the Hyundai Elantra of the berry world

Your boy, BJR > RotaryLover 05/03/2014 at 22:56

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OH SHIT! I didn't even think of Waffles! I'm gonna go make a box of eggos now.

Your boy, BJR > Nibbles 05/03/2014 at 22:57

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OK Mr. "Starfruit or bust". NOT ALL OF US LIVE IN SUPER MARIO WORLD.

Garrett Davis > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:00

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Yes.

Nibbles > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:01

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Everyone knows tomatoes are the best berries

Your boy, BJR > Garrett Davis 05/03/2014 at 23:01

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DUDE I JUST ATE A CARTON OF THEM

Your boy, BJR > Nibbles 05/03/2014 at 23:02

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I……I'm not even sure what to say

Garrett Davis > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:03

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Well you made the wrong choice.

Your boy, BJR > Garrett Davis 05/03/2014 at 23:04

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Why? I'm not regretting

lone_liberal > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:04

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Huckleberries are better. They're a lot of work or very expensive, but they're worth it.

CRider > RotaryLover 05/03/2014 at 23:05

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Blueberry waffles

Your boy, BJR > lone_liberal 05/03/2014 at 23:05

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Fuck. You're right. Huckleberries are the shit.

Nibbles > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:07

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You could say "Dang Nibbles, you right. The tomato is arguably the best berry ever put on this planet."

Your boy, BJR > Nibbles 05/03/2014 at 23:09

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I could also stick my flaccid cock in a paper shredder, but that won't happen anytime soon.

Nibbles > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:12

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You could also stick a Hotwheels Lotus 340R up your ass but I woudn't exactly recommend that

Garrett Davis > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:17

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You will see in time, child. The world has a way of making its intentions clear...

Tom McParland > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:18

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One summer I got on a blueberry kick, once a week I would stop at the Sam's club on the way home from work and pick up a giant box of blueberries. They would be all gone within 2 days.

Your boy, BJR > Garrett Davis 05/03/2014 at 23:18

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If my shit is blue, I'd be overjoyed.

Garrett Davis > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:26

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Like the old nursery rhyme said: "It is not the color of his shit that makes a man unfit. Nor is it smell of his sweat that brings a successful man beget."

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:42

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I shit my body weight whenever I eat blueberries.

I once had wild raspberries. Dayummm

Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 05/03/2014 at 23:58

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Talk to me after you eat prickly pears.

RotaryLover > CRider 05/04/2014 at 06:04

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thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2014 at 12:08

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Oh you will.

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2014 at 12:09

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Salmon berries are even better yo!