"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/02/2014 at 19:43 • Filed to: None
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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/02/2014 at 19:43 • Filed to: None | 5
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Observe:
Foot on the gas pedal, car on, wheel at a comfortable position and the keychain KEEPS KNOCKING AGAINST MY KNEE TO THE POINT WHERE SUICIDE BECOMES A SERIOUS OPTION.
Why yes, I would like to set the parking brake, but there's a chair in the way. Funny, that. Also, if I pull it all the way back the plastic around it prevents me from pulling it back a little *further* in order to disengage it, so if I ever get the damn thing set I have to make REALLY SURE I don't pull it back *all* the way.
Why, Chrysler. Why.
Vicente Esteve
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 19:46 |
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See the bright side of things, there is a coin in the tray beside the upholder.
Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 19:47 |
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Retro ergonomics to go with the retro looks. Chrysler really wanted to make it authentic.
CPT Speedbump
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 19:48 |
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Easy way to avoid all this - don't ever go near a PT Cruiser ever.
wiffleballtony
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 19:48 |
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Those are the least of that car's problems
lone_liberal
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 19:56 |
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The keychain thing is actually brilliant engineering designed to prevent the kind of issues that GM is facing with the recalls!
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 20:20 |
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At least it has the manumatic.
jkm7680
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/02/2014 at 20:46 |
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Uhmmmm, Remember? Chrysler wants your life to be as depressingly miserable as possible.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/02/2014 at 22:43 |
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That's not even shifting, it's an obtuse suggestion to the gearbox that would you please change gears, then after hemming, hawing, creating a committee, breaking for tea, maybe watching a football game or two, the gearbox finally decides to change to where you want ASSUMING you aren't doing strange unfamiliar things with the throttle.
Shifting into 3/2/1 on my Buick is 10x more effective, if not more awkward because column-mounted automatic.
CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/03/2014 at 00:15 |
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I once sat in those and realized, how in the fuck is this intresting to ANYONE?
KarmannA
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/05/2014 at 20:27 |
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Or you could have less junk on your keychain... this is pretty common.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> KarmannA
05/05/2014 at 21:28 |
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The point of a keychain is holding multiple things. That's pretty damn bare-bones with the key fob, house key, key to the other house, and a library card. Not really sure how you can get away with more than that, and it is a ridiculous design because my car has the keyhole moved up to the top of the right side of the column so that any keys hanging down don't even hang below the bottom of the column, whereas this has the key hole about as low as they could possibly put it.