SHIT ON A NUN

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/02/2014 at 19:37 • Filed to: None

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I just got in a collision

some ol' lady

slappd her ass

she was stopped at a green light, the sun was in my eyes, i wasn't wearing my glasses, i saw she wasn't moved, scraped her right rear corner with my left front fender, and hopped a curb COPS style

hers'll buff out, i could fix it with a pressure washer.

me? i caved in part of my fender. i was lucky, but less so than her.

I'm fine.

she's fine.

Although she's a Jesus freak, and you know how old ass jesus freak right wingers get, and i was dressed like Hunter S. Thompson at the time. Left her info, got mine.

I hope nothing comes of this. It could have been way way worse.

Fuck.

Here, have a picture or something.

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 19:41

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LIFE RUINED

CAR_IS_MI > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 19:42

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Thats when you jump out and proclaim "The lord appeared to me and guided me into your horseless carriage. He told me this was your penance for your sins and you are now forgiven. PRAISE HEY-ZEUS!"

whoarder is tellurium > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 19:42

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Hope you didnt shunt your pants too bad.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 19:43

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quarterlifecrisis > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 19:59

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I'm sitting here eating Lucky Charms and laughing out loud at "SHIT ON A NUN." Thanks for that.

Sorry bout your wreck. That blows nun ass.

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro 05/02/2014 at 20:10

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WHAT IF DOE?

Your boy, BJR > CAR_IS_MI 05/02/2014 at 20:10

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Only if i say it all rushed and making wild hand gestures like HST

Crocket Bernet > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 20:17

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The Transporter > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 05/02/2014 at 20:56

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The goddamend bats were everywhere!

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 21:30

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The Archdiocese of Chicago does not appreciate your humor.

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2014 at 22:18

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Shit happens, even with an Nun. Should have asked if she was a Nun who ain't had none.