![]() 05/02/2014 at 15:56 • Filed to: Parody | ![]() | ![]() |
Look at this bullshit some asshole left a note on my sweet ride!!!
Some bullshit about telling me how to park and what-not I mean come on I can park however the fuck I want on my snowmobile with tires CanAm. There aren't even any lines in the ground so obviously I can make up a space shit there aren't even that many guys that ride and park in front of my building here so I don't know why this dude is so uppity.
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See you Monday.
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Not like you can see any road lines from atop that degenerate-gone-country-club machine anyway.
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Okay, but seriously - why is there not a stripped down version that looks like this but unburnt?
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"There aren't even any lines in the ground"
Yet
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Yo you're just jealous of my sweet-ass whip. Here's me and my girl riding through some bitchin' countrysides.
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I'm literally sitting here chuckling to myself.
Happy Friday haha
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Please do this to him hahaha.
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At least they spent some real time and effort on it?
But seriously, do you have a picture of how you parked?
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(check the tag for my post, then check three posts down on the FP from mine) ;)
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I literally just saw that. Well, that shows me for going in the order I see them, haha.
I was fully prepared to tell you that you probably parked like shit too. Damn it, now how am I going to feel entitled today?
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I mean, I do daily a BMW so feel free to chastise my parking anyway.
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Don't worry, I have a BMW as well. Maybe one day we can both pull into a parking lot without using our blinkers, take up at least two spaces each, and then bro fist while we talk loudly on our Bluetooth headsets. We'll make a day of it.
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Can-Am Spyder owner "It is too a motorcycle!"
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That's too funny, and p.s. Dude that's not a bike
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OK, having just been sent a link to McMike's original 3-part Can Am asshat parking series, I lost it when I read this treasure. Thanks for the laugh!
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If there are no lines to delineate parking spaces, who is to determine what is right and what is wrong.
I have pondered a Can-Am for a while. Give me your impressions of the bike. Performance
Storage space
Comfort on long trips
Fuel mileage
Ride comfort
We'll start with these. May be more coming. Thanks.
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Ah. This was a joke in response to McMike's post a few down from this one haha. He got fed up with the Can-Am guy where he works and placed the note on his trike.
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OMG, I am carrying sidewalk chalk from now on- This Is EPIC!!!!!
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Dohhh.
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G E N I U S
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also, how do you get over the douche-factor?
and
how long did it take to regain respect for yourself and stop crying yourself to sleep?
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Not sure what ya mean. If it is the Can-Am, I never thought about a douche factor. After seeing them on the road and drag racing down the strip in Laughlin, (they are very fast). I figured I would consider it as another possible bike. My, my, my, everybody seemed to be very aggressive and borderline insulting last night and again today. Must be the weather in some parts of the country?