I walked out of my exam to see this...

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2014 at 19:06 • Filed to: WTF?

Mind you I'm parked all the way in the back and no one was around, but apparently someone put my wipers up?? Is that a sign or something? I was a bit confused when I saw it, not sure how long they were like that either. No problem, though no one touches Charlotte without my permission!!

DISCUSSION (80)

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:08

Saw the same thin in my university but with a regular Focus. I'm puzzled as well.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:09

What the fuck? Who does that in their spare time?

Jelly people perhaps. I'd park far away to escape the key.

No Prius Needed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:10

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:10

Some asshole was fucking with your car.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:10

Kinja'd!!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:11

It lifted it's arms up in plea that you love it more than any other car even a Porsche.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
05/01/2014 at 19:12

No shit? I'm on there list! :D

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:12

THAT'S A BAD THING

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/01/2014 at 19:12

whoever did it is about to get fucked UP!!

CPT Speedbump > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:13

At least its nothing bad, I walked out to find the front bug shield on my old Explorer ripped off and set back down on my hood once

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > No Prius Needed
05/01/2014 at 19:13

Tiger'd?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/01/2014 at 19:14

eh....seems a tad bit much?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro
05/01/2014 at 19:15

YAY! Bad things? Oh wait.....SHITTT!!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CPT Speedbump
05/01/2014 at 19:15

why would someone do that??

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:16

You must love it or it will end itself. LOVE IT KARL LOVE IT!!!!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
05/01/2014 at 19:16

I park at the end of every parking lot I'm in! I was in a corner this time!

CPT Speedbump > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:16

I have no idea, was at a HS Football game, Explorer was in the parking lot, not team stickers or anything...nooo idea

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:16

I do that to bad parkers, but yours looks fine. Anyone you could have known?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/01/2014 at 19:17

BUT I DO LOVE IT! :)

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:17

Strange, any buddies that would do that?

Kailand09 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:17

Weird.

Also- I totally know that location, always thought the gold windows on those building are unique.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:18

Love it more than porsches or your girlfriend.

Boxer_4 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:19

We had a standard Focus as a rental car for SAE, and had fun messing with the wipers. The wipers are independent, and if you stack them improperly on the windshield, they will fix themselves upon start up or entering accessory mode. I'm guessing the ST would do the same thing.

tromoly > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:20

Some people for some stupid reason the other day put their wipers up before a thunderstorm rolled through. I have no idea why anyone would do that.

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:21

ARGH GET THAT SUMBITCH

maybe it sounds a little unhinged but I get irked when people even touch my motorcycle helmet without asking so this is totally rational right?

signintoburnerlol > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:25

I do it to friends a lot.

And people who drive Fords.

jkm7680 > yamahog
05/01/2014 at 19:27

Gahhh, Helmet Touchey people. I always carry mine around, I'm always freaked that somebody's going to dump something in it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/01/2014 at 19:28

I don't have a girlfriend. Never have... :(

Rico > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:30

People don't learn until you fuck them up. I'm thinking of picking up a golf club off craigslist to keep in my car so if I do see someone I can casually walk over, grab it out the car and...

Kinja'd!!!

yamahog > jkm7680
05/01/2014 at 19:32

I freak out vicariously for other bikers... was at a bar in Playa Vista and wanted to jump through the window when I saw a bunch of drunks sitting on some dude's street parked rat rod bike.

No Prius Needed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:34

I was going to post something but I hit cancel. Just kinja being kinja.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:35

Forget the car get a GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't had one either.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
05/01/2014 at 19:43

None come to mind. They all know not to touch my car without permission.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/01/2014 at 19:46

I can't. Not sure why, just can't.

jkm7680 > yamahog
05/01/2014 at 19:47

Oh I would go full attack mode on them. We are all in the same realm, mess with any bike. You mess with everybody who rides :)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:48

Are you ugly? (no offense that is my problem.)

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:49

I do that when I see one of my friend's vehicles in public. Just to piss em off.

desertdog5051 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 19:50

Likely someone who knows you and decided to play some prank stuff on you without doing any harm.

Your boy, BJR > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 20:08

That's the funniest fucking thing I seen all day. Also, I just drank 2 "FAWTY"s, so I'm amused easily.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/01/2014 at 20:41

pretty sure I'm not ugly. No girl has ever said I'm ugly. No guy has said that either...

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/01/2014 at 21:20

Then I don't know why you don't have one.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/01/2014 at 22:58

I guess because I'm Karl.

Conan > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/02/2014 at 06:55

This seems, somehow, like a True Detective reference. Be wary. Might want to call Rust Cohle.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/02/2014 at 07:44

Don't be hard on yourself just ask a girl out, have you not been asking them on dates or have you been friendzoned?

quarterlifecrisis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/02/2014 at 08:25

Charlotte's my dog's name. [/relevance]

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Conan
05/02/2014 at 10:23

who's that?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > quarterlifecrisis
05/02/2014 at 10:24

yay relevance!! :D

Conan > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/02/2014 at 16:34

McConaughey here. Time skipping detective series with Cthulhu references. Character based. There are weird deer antler uses in the crime. The wiper posing kind of reminded me of it.

mr_gofast > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 15:03

everyone has been friedzoned...its a bitch to get out of though

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 15:40

I'm always friendzoned.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 15:45

You can get out of the friendzone? Impossible! It cannot be done, it's like limbo; once you're in, you're not getting out!

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 15:46

yep...i know...one of the worst feelings ever..knowing youve been friendzoned

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 16:00

I have been friendzoned by every girl I've ever met. And I think it's fucking stupid!

This is how I feel when it happens again and again:

Kinja'd!!!

And just when I think it's over....

Kinja'd!!!

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 16:09

ill take jacks reaction...that seems appropriate

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 16:13

But back to what you were saying, you can actually get out of the FZ?

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 16:24

its very very difficult and most likely takes a very unique set of circumstances - where you being a friend do something that moves you outof the zone...consoling during a break up isnt it...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 16:33

Hmmm....Well looks like I'm stuck in it forever then! :(

nothing I can do will ever get me out of that zone, it'd probably make things worse. It seems that whenever someone is in a bad relationship, they go straight to me, complain of their problems, then I tell them what they need to do, they either say "it's too hard to do that" or they just keep moaning, it ends up getting worse, then they're like "is it so hard to find a decent guy??" followed by, "I'm glad you're such a good friend Karl".....

Kinja'd!!!

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 16:36

yep..coincidentally today ive been ruminating on this very thought in regards to a female acquaintance - worst part is when you try NOT to think about her or the situation and you cant :<

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 16:42

That was my last year of high school and the first semester of college. To put that into perspective, I'm finishing my first year of college in 5 days. There's only one way to not think about it - giving up on that girl. Painful as it may be, and trust me, it put me down for two weeks that I'll never get back, but the more I forgot, the better off I was; now I do see her every now and then, but at least I don't think of her like I did then. *faint smile*

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 16:44

eh its hard lol were in the same college program for the next year till we both finish..guess im doomed

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 16:49

Oh...You're worse off than me in that case. Try to avoid? What's the actual problem in your situation?

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 17:34

shes a fair bit younger,

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 17:43

A lot? a little? I don't mean to intrude if you don't want me to.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 17:44

Same here I make them laugh which brings them closer because I am hilarious and I am so dum that I forget to make a move at the right time then I am friendzoned just wait till their boyfriend dumps them and be their shoulder to cry on and say "if only all guys were like me, why don't we go out."

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 17:49

shes about a decade younger then me. shitty things about going back to school when youre older lol

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 17:54

Use this meme if at the right time and all will be clear:

Kinja'd!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mr_gofast
05/03/2014 at 17:55

I guess so. But if there's a connection, a really big and special connection, then age shouldn't mean a thing! :)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 18:01

Haha this is so true. Next time be a jerk to a girl you like girls seem to like jerk like boyfriends.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 18:07

It makes sense of course. I don't understand it, girls fall for jerks, break up with them and move on to another jerk; a never-ending cycle that cannot be broken.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 18:17

Marriage is the only thing that can break it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 18:19

How so? I'd imagine that marriage would only escalate it?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 18:26

When they realize jerks aren't good they settle down with a nice guy and that is you Karl.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 18:39

This is why I love Oppo, Jalops, cars and moral support! :)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
05/03/2014 at 20:10

Same here I bet when you get a girlfriend she will be just as great as you are Karl and that is something that is hard to find.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/03/2014 at 21:42

I hope she likes cars! Whoever she is... :)