I need this press photo explained.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/30/2014 at 15:13 • Filed to: None

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Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:14

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'shopped!

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:15

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FASHION

LINCOLN

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:16

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1980s.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 04/30/2014 at 15:17

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It's quite real.

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:20

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Fucking Mothman...

GeorgeyBoy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:20

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9/10 would buy

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GeorgeyBoy 04/30/2014 at 15:21

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The dress thing?

GeorgeyBoy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:21

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No, I already have one.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:28

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I hereby put up the Lincoln Towncar as the classiest car from the 80s.

If you've never enjoyed a ride in one I feel sorry for you.

Jagvar > Party-vi 04/30/2014 at 15:36

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FASHION

AMC/Renauledge > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/30/2014 at 15:38

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"Enjoyed" the ride in one? I got seasick when I rode in one. As for American cars, I think these are the classiest of the '80s:

Your boy, BJR > Jagvar 04/30/2014 at 15:39

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LINCOLN

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > AMC/Renauledge 04/30/2014 at 15:42

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The one you were in probably needed new shocks.

My dad owned an 88 Town Car for a while (until some jackass ran a red light and totaled it). It was glorious, felt like a limo and the moonroof was MASSIVE.

OH THE GLORY OF THE 80'S TOWN CAR

crowmolly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 15:44

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It's missing a group of guys that look like this:

AMC/Renauledge > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/30/2014 at 15:56

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Clarkson compared the ride of the '85-89 TC to "sharing a waterbed with a baboon that's been doused in itching powder." I was inclined to agree.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > AMC/Renauledge 04/30/2014 at 16:00

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i'd like a neutral party in this, he hates everything American

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 16:50

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"I got this"

~Bob

The Compromiser > McMike 04/30/2014 at 19:39

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god dammit Bob...

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 22:29

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Back when they were both new, I bet that dress thing was more expensive than the car

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 04/30/2014 at 22:30

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I doubt it, Town Cars weren't cheap.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/30/2014 at 22:32

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As a rental, you're probably correct. I was thinking monthly payments and upkeep would be through the roof.