Just another funny salesman...

"BJL" (simplifyandaddlightness) 04/29/2014 at 19:53 • Filed to: None

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Well, another seller proves to be witty with their sales pitch. I will copy and paste the text below. Car itself is only 2999, a reasonable price for a amc. However, rust has kept buyers at bay... But onto the text...

All exterior/interior parts intact, but seats/carpet must be reinstalled. Body is quite perfect from damage, otherp than a sunroof that some idiot tried to install (not me, though I was dumb enough to try and restore it on a minimum wage working class paycheck). Of course it is unpainted with sanding patches, but no major rust. It has been strictly hard floor garage kept. The worse parts of the body are the quarter panels, surface rust on each (I have pictures to show you of it).

Trunk has some rust patches inside, but floorboard is more sturdy and solid than my life. 8-track tape player fully intact/working- playing the music from the glory days of cheap gas and easy drive-in women. Interior dash/gauges/steering wheel are all intact except for a crack across the dash. 75k miles reads on the odometer, but that's probably about as accurate as your wife's 'claimed money withdrawals' during payday. All window glass is flawless. I have original wheels on it and original parts to be restored.

Call or text me at 770-380-0741 and I'll send some pictures your way via text message/facebook/whatever. Why am I selling? Other than being a failure currently at life, I want money to buy an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Kudos if you want to trade an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but why would you want to do that? Call me, a rare car like this deserves to be on the road and loved like the beauty she is....not kept like some cheap hooker in my basement.

Call/Text 770-380-0741 for instant pics. Unless I'm at work.

Also, price is negotiable. I'll also consider trades, not your sister unless she does some mean dish washing.