Little Known Fact #152

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/29/2014 at 17:44 • Filed to: little known facts

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Every time somebody randomly hits their brakes on the highway, a chimpanzee punches a toddler in the face.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2014 at 17:47

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Sounds like somebody's commute wasn't fun.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2014 at 17:48

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I am responsibly for many toddler punches after today.....

I was test driving a hummer that had a brake pulsation....No cars behind me at all, still douche baggy looking I'm sure.

Racescort666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2014 at 17:48

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Sounds like a win both ways.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ly2v8-Brian 04/29/2014 at 17:48

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Many toddlers were punched.

yamahog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2014 at 17:50

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Ooooooh, really? If you're the one who hits the brakes, can they send you the footage??

/going to hell

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > yamahog 04/29/2014 at 17:52

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They don't. The chimps can't figure out the record button.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2014 at 17:52

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It felt like this I take it?

yamahog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2014 at 17:53

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Psh, if we can train them suckers to fly to space, surely they can work a GoPro.