Well Oppo Happy Birthday to Me.

Kinja'd!!! "Crocket Bernet" (crocketbernet)
04/27/2014 at 00:07 • Filed to: None

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I turn 18 today so I'm thinking I'm going to a local cigar shop when its actually daytime with my friends, any suggestions from the cigar smoking car enthusiasts that happen to be awake at 12:06 in the morning.

P.S. I stole this image from milky when I asked for screen savers.


DISCUSSION (41)


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:08

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Happy birthday!


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:09

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Happy Birthday.


Kinja'd!!! PheeNoIVI > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:11

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Happy birthday brother!


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:11

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Assuming you've never had a cigar before and don't really know what to get, go for an Acid, real safe choice


Kinja'd!!! xmarkedspot > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:11

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Happy Birthday. Don't throw up.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:13

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Link

http://forums.cigaraficionado.com/eve/forums/a/t…

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/nevermerely/ci…

Happy Birthday!


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Trunk Impaired 318
04/27/2014 at 00:14

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I've had rather limited experience with cigars, what I know is that I don't like cheap gas station cigars and I do like hand rolled cigars from south of the border. Thanks for the suggestion.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:14

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Cigars are great for making you throw up, enjoy :)


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > PheeNoIVI
04/27/2014 at 00:15

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Thanks man!


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Vicente Esteve
04/27/2014 at 00:15

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Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/27/2014 at 00:16

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Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:16

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Casa Magna or My Uzi Weighs A Ton. Trust me.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:17

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Honestly, don't get anything expensive. I would go with a Romeo and Julieta. It's not pricy and not bad. FYI, I'm 19 and already spend money on cigars, but they all seemed the same.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:18

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Sure thing, Acid's are from Nicaragua I believe and the difference between them and a cheap gas station cigar would be about the same as comparing a Lada and a Maserati


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Aaron James
04/27/2014 at 00:21

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I've smoked cigars before, Ive just never purchased cigars before. Also never puked from smoking cigars. ;)


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > xmarkedspot
04/27/2014 at 00:21

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Thanks for the vote of confidence.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Your boy, BJR
04/27/2014 at 00:22

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Thanks, I've heard that the Uzis are good.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Trunk Impaired 318
04/27/2014 at 00:23

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So build quality is similar but one makes you feel much more special.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > ttyymmnn
04/27/2014 at 00:24

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Thanks for the links, very informative.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/27/2014 at 00:26

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I can definitely tell the difference between a good cigar and a bad one, I'm just looking to see what the best would be for me. Thanks for the advice.


Kinja'd!!! interrogator-chaplain > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:26

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Happy Birthday!

Have a red head video!

Also, smoking will kill you. Enjoy!


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:27

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More or less, I don't know anyone who hasn't enjoyed an Acid


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:27

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Buy something illegally imported from Cuba and light it up with a hundo.

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But, in all seriousness I think thats a great idea. Thats what I did on my 18th too. Just keep in mind that cigars are like wine. The most expensive stuff isn't always the best, and there's a lot of complexity to a good cigar. If you go to a good cigar shop, whoever is working there will be able to make suggestions. One of the best affordable cigars I've ever smoked (keep in mind my experience is a little limited. I'm only 19, after all) is either a Davidoff Nicaragua, which was under $20 (which I only know because I bought it), or an Arturo Fuente. I don't remember what the cigar was called, or how much it costs because I didn't buy it. But its got a more pointed end, kind of like a bullet. I don't think it could have cost more than $20 either, because a buddy of mine bought a bunch for 4 of us and he's doesn't usually like to spend money on other people. Ahaha. But definitely ask the guy who works there. He'll know way more than I ever will.

And happy birthday! Have a California!

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Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:28

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I bought all mine in PR and they were recommended to me. So, quality is evident, but after that, ehh.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:30

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Nothing ends the night better than downing some brandi and sticking the end of an uzi in your mouth.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:30

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... and you smell like one , too !

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Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:31

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Man I have, when you're not used to tobacco and you smoke a big fat cigar it's bad news.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > pdthedeuce
04/27/2014 at 00:33

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Thanks Duece!


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Aaron James
04/27/2014 at 00:34

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I'll keep that in mind and be sure to pace myself.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > interrogator-chaplain
04/27/2014 at 00:37

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I must now go change my pants.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:38

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If you were born a day later, you could've shared a birthday with Saddam Hussein. (And Jay Leno. And me.)


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
04/27/2014 at 00:40

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Thanks man, I was really battling with my inner gangster as to weather or not I should light my cigar with a $100 but I'm thinking now I'm just gunna go with a stack of hundreds. ;)


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Leadbull
04/27/2014 at 00:41

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Damnit! I love Leno, just not his stand up.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:43

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Ahaha. Glad I could help. Also, I fully support what Crasedclay said. Hookah bars are my shit this semester.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 00:49

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Apparently, he lives off his stand up earnings, and throws all his Tonight Show cash into savings.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Leadbull
04/27/2014 at 00:51

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Yep, and he's been doing the same standup routine for more than 20 years. But who am I to criticize, whatever gets me that garage I'm in.


Kinja'd!!! xmarkedspot > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 01:00

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Only speaking from experience. x2 on a Hookah Bar. There is a place here in Pittsburgh that's built out of an old church. It's just a dark, stained-glass-in-every-window, warming old church full of couches... with good music playing. It's as great as it sounds.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > xmarkedspot
04/27/2014 at 01:03

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Ya a few of my friends frequent one, I think I'm gunna check it out.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 06:15

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Happy Birthday to you Crocket! :D


Kinja'd!!! Skif6996 > Crocket Bernet
04/27/2014 at 09:00

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Happy Birthday! I would recommend a Romeo Y Julieta - Museum. Typically I am not a fan of RYJ but the Museum is my favorite cigar. It also comes with a bit of artwork in the tube.


Kinja'd!!! Skif6996 > xmarkedspot
04/27/2014 at 09:01

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Pittsburgh, woo!!