This morning I woke to...

Kinja'd!!! "MooseKnuckles" (andyschenk)
04/24/2014 at 11:36 • Filed to: None

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So this just happened:

Been on a few dates with a girl, I'm not really into it. I want to point out that she is a 'good girl', that isn't why I'm not into her lol, but it is important for this.

So I haven't talked to her in about a week. But around 1am last night she sends me a selfie, I was sleeping so it's what I woke up to.
She was wearing a tank top (i dunno if that's actually what her shirt is called) and to me it appeared to be what was very clearly a semi-exposed nipple.. areola and nipple. I thought, well this isn't a big deal, girls have sent me nudes before, this was tame in comparison, maybe she is just trying to get my attention after a week of not messaging her.
Well then I go on the Instagram, same picture uploaded.
I then thought, maybe it isn't what I think. You know how if you rest your arm on something for a while the contact spot turns pinkish, thought maybe that. Then I though, weird spot for a nip, but she's lying down, so hard to judge nipple placement on a laid flat boob. This was pointless, I was trying to give her the benefit that she hadn't just uploaded her 'Janet Jackson' to Instagram.
I knew for sure that she had no idea (obviously if it hit the Instagram). So first message I send her in a week was basically "your nipple is showing on Instagram".. I worded it better than that, tried to chalk it up to a wardrobe malfunction.

Thought it was a fun way to start the morning.

..And no, I'm not uploading the picture of the poor girl.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > MooseKnuckles
04/24/2014 at 11:39

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but we need to assess the imagery to assist with helping you in your dating woes!!!

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so it's on Instagram, and you told her so, was she upset/surprised at the exposure?

also, we are super interested in who your friends are and what they are into, hey what's her instagram account name?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MonkeePuzzle
04/24/2014 at 11:43

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I'm with MonkeyPuzzle, this is definitely an SR20 situation


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > MonkeePuzzle
04/24/2014 at 11:46

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her exact reply was "ha what do you know, didn't even notice" and it was promptly deleted
and you're out of luck on me uploading the picture lol


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > MooseKnuckles
04/24/2014 at 11:47

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hmm, complicated. so she DIDNT intend for it to be there, as proved by it being publicly uploaded, which means she likely didn't intend for you to get it either. awkwardness


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > MonkeePuzzle
04/24/2014 at 11:50

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lol yea. well like I said she is, or seems to be, genuinely a good girl so purposely sending me it doesn't really fit


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > MooseKnuckles
04/24/2014 at 11:52

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poor gal, bet she is kicking herself, perhaps jsut giggling at having sent it to you, but likely pretty annoyed/nervous about who saw it on instagram. "I'm sorry grandma"


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > MonkeePuzzle
04/24/2014 at 11:56

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Luckily for her, her profile is private and she only has about 30 followers, most of which are girls. But two people did like it lol. It's the first thing I noticed in the picture...