Well it was bound to happen

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
04/23/2014 at 23:03 • Filed to: BeerOppolock, Speeding, 5-0, Five Oh, Ticket

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They got me …. and I can't even be mad (speeding ticket).

Normally my radar detector gives me fair warning of an up coming authoritative figure. I've been pushing my luck lately too, doing a solid 80-85 all of the time. But today when I rounded a corner I saw the officer raise his radar gun and off the detector went. He worked for it, I was speeding, and because he was nice (only 5 over) I won't get any points.

Just gotta suck it and pay the 90 bucks.

Going to finish the day off with a drink and the daily show.

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Night Oppo.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:06

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The officer who pulled you over was not pleased.

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Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:09

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Time for a lidar/radar counter measures upgrade. Don't cheap out, $8k should get you a nice set up.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:11

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Damn Machigan! And ur freeaking radar detected, laser guided Cruze copzz!

(I'm sick and the medicine I've been given is making me quite illiterate).


Kinja'd!!! Milky > PatBateman
04/23/2014 at 23:14

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I know, I'm a disappointment.

Time to start setting the cruise control at 79 and be a better person :/


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Arben72
04/23/2014 at 23:14

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Lol completely worth it.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:15

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How is sitting in a car and waiting till you see someone "working for it"? Because it;s marginally harder than leaving it on auto read?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/23/2014 at 23:19

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#TheStruggleIsReal (on both the meds and the Five Oh)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > vdub_nut: scooter snob
04/23/2014 at 23:22

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Well he was actually standing outside of his car but yea. I haven't seen a cop put that much effort in …. well I can't remember actually.


Kinja'd!!! Merkin Muffley > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:28

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you got ticketed for 82 in a 75? Wtf?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:30

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Y u on the Medes? I'm surprised as well that I haven't been caught.

did 140 on the freeway Saturday. After the car show. Was epic. The ST is slightly tail happy when going 80+ and sport mode on. In a straight line. Just imagine a blue focus passing everything in the fast lane at a very unreSonable speed :P


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Merkin Muffley
04/23/2014 at 23:40

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Nah, I got ticketed for 75 in a 70, when I was actually doing 82. Not sure why they include that too since its only for 5 over, but I'm sure there is a reason.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/23/2014 at 23:42

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Lol, most of the time I don't see any cops, but I've been commuting to Ann Arbor for a internship this semester so I'm on the road a lot more.

But damn, whats the top speed on the ST? Limited to 155?

(ps I'm not on meds, just said that to sympathize)


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Merkin Muffley
04/23/2014 at 23:43

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maybe the ticket is 75 in a 70, where the actual reading was 82, the cop rounds it down to take into account speedo inaccuracies. 82mph is 18% over 70mph.

All 3 tickets I've gotten in 10 years have been written similarly. Though I live in a different country so who knows.


Kinja'd!!! Slow4o > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:49

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And illegal in most states that could get your car impounded apparently.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky
04/23/2014 at 23:53

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Awes :( no med pals.

Limit is 155(getting SO CLOSE!!!)

I just remember where they lurk in mine ares. :)

The freeway is open season hunting for me!


Kinja'd!!! Chase > Milky
04/24/2014 at 00:16

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I got an 83 in a 65 written as 10 over (Mass state trooper tickets start at 10+ over for a minimum $100, had it been listed as full speed, would've been $180)


Kinja'd!!! Orange Exige > Milky
04/24/2014 at 00:21

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75 highway speed limit???

Jeez and I thought it was hard* enough to merge into 65 highways around here (NY).

*Perhaps hard isn't the best word but some people do like to make it difficult for you and I'm a grandma driver since I'm driving my parent's spare beigemobile till I find another car of my own


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Milky
04/24/2014 at 01:37

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Twelve over round these parts is hardly worth a cops time.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/24/2014 at 07:49

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I know that feel, where I'm from is actually the end of the expressway & I've never seen a cop during the last/first half hour of a trip. You can bet on me exploiting that.

I guess around here I'll just stick to speeding in Detroit.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Chase
04/24/2014 at 07:50

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Sometimes cops aren't complete dicks.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Orange Exige
04/24/2014 at 07:52

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Nah, the speed limit was 70 and he wrote me up for only doing 75.

Its not written in the most logical way on the ticket.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > wiffleballtony
04/24/2014 at 07:53

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Michigan has a thing with ten over. I could 79 right past every cop in the state, but as soon as they see 10+ the lights go on.


Kinja'd!!! Orange Exige > Milky
04/24/2014 at 10:34

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Yeah that's written really oddly. It seems like the speed limit was 75 or 70 and you were going 82 mph... so what is that 82 mph mean then?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Orange Exige
04/24/2014 at 13:06

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Just means how fast I was actually going, but has nothing to do with the ticket amount. Kind of weird they include that too, since I'm only getting fined for doing 75 in a 70.