Sketchy Wholesaler Hunt!

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/23/2014 at 18:49 • Filed to: Sketchy Wholesaler Hunt

So this new game that is completely original and I'm inventing is Sketchy Wholesaler Hunt! Were I pick an (exclusively) used car dealership and challenge you to find the diamond in the shitboxes. Today's dealer: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . This place has been described as "A step above a scrap yard!" and "Hey, look Ben! You can afford almost any car here!"

Criteria:

First car!

Find me the best car on the lot for under $4000. You have to assume it's a daily, so it can't disintegrate in a week. GO!

DISCUSSION (44)

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:53

A serious entry- http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…

A Handicap van, Just because- http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…

A pedophile van, Free Candy!- http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…

I'm really liking that Integra though.

Coty > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:54

dun' load

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:54

Not even a contest.

Saab 9-3 Hatch.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:54

http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…

Kinja'd!!!

Acura Integra LS for $3400.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/23/2014 at 18:55

(That was my choice as well)

Anima > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:55

Kinja'd!!!

Cheap band van .

Your boy, BJR > Coty
04/23/2014 at 18:55

try again- give it a sec

Your boy, BJR > Anima
04/23/2014 at 18:57

I would seriously daily the shit outta that if I thought I could afford the gas.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
04/23/2014 at 18:57

I really want that econoline.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:57

Great for Hooning.

carcrasher88 > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:58

Either this Saab 9-3 for $4,000, or this Chrysler LeBaron for $2,000.

The Saab because...well, it's a Saab. What other reason do you need?

The LeBaron, because it's in great shape with low mileage.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/23/2014 at 18:58

Trust me though, with this place, cars that look nice in photos are "Hey! at least it didn't give me tetanus!" bad, and cars that look bad......god help you.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > jkm7680
04/23/2014 at 18:59

May I have a lollipop mister?

Your boy, BJR > carcrasher88
04/23/2014 at 18:59

DAT LeBaron- ALL RED ERRYTHING

MPA > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 18:59

I'd go for this one - '04 Legacy for $3900 with an auto and fake wood. Pure fucking luxury!

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/23/2014 at 19:00

Step inside my van. Lots of free Caaaannndddyyyyy.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 19:01

I would give them $2000 and hoooooooooooooooooooon it.

carcrasher88 > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 19:01

I know. Red's my favorite color.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > jkm7680
04/23/2014 at 19:02

Can I have a lick mister candyman?

STREPITUS > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 19:02

I'll take the red and white Town Car.

http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/dda/de…

AMC/Renauledge > Your boy, BJR
04/23/2014 at 19:02

Kinja'd!!!

The 2000 LeSabre for $3,400 .

Tough as nails engine and transmission. Cheap and plentiful parts availability. Good safety record. Good fuel economy. Plenty of room for friends. At 126k, it's got a ton of life left in it. Odds are pretty good that it was babied, averaging only 9k a year.

Perfect first car.

AMC/Renauledge > MPA
04/23/2014 at 19:05

Dat mismatched front bumper doe.

jkm7680 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/23/2014 at 19:05

Only One. Only one.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > jkm7680
04/23/2014 at 19:06

Ok *licks* What should I do now?

jkm7680 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/23/2014 at 19:07

GET IN THE DAMN VAN.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > jkm7680
04/23/2014 at 19:13

Ok now what?

jkm7680 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/23/2014 at 19:14