I Hope They Searched Her Hair, too...

"McMike" (mcmike) 04/23/2014 at 11:35 • Filed to: batshittips

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Batshitbabe or not, folks?

She was pulled over and arrested for driving without a license, and was booked with a loaded .22 revolver. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Since it seems the Jalopnik front page has become too serious for these types of stories these days, what do you say? Should we include her in our calendar?

We already voted to keep the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of the roster, so let me know below if she's a keeper.

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A quote from the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! article confirms that the handgun had not been currently or previously stored in any fox bodies.

In a TSG interview, Souther [the gun owner] said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was "ransacked" last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, "Oh, gosh." He noted that he would eventually like "the little fellow" returned, but added that the weapon would require "a bath in bleach."

This is also not Dallas' first attempt to smuggle something into jail, nor is it the first time she has done her hair before being booked.

According to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from last year (that sadly didn't make the cut) the Freedom Arms .22 is quite popular with the ladies.

ncasolowork2 > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:38

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LOADED IN HER LADY HOLSTER??????? THAT'S BATSHIT CRAZY

Forgetful > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:38

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Yay.

Agrajag > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:38

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I vote batshit.

For Sweden > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:38

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She was driving and not trying to kill her kids. Put her in the pageant!

ncasolowork2 > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:40

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if it had gone off it would have given a new meaning to the idea of BANGing her.

EL_ULY > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:42

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Jake, Yes, wearing khakis > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:44

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Eh... What can i say... Id hit it

Brian, The Life of > Jake, Yes, wearing khakis 04/23/2014 at 11:45

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I hope you'd "check" first ... IYKWIM.

Cherry_man1 > Jake, Yes, wearing khakis 04/23/2014 at 11:46

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I would hit it with my car.

Jake, Yes, wearing khakis > Cherry_man1 04/23/2014 at 11:49

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She'd be right at home in the back seat of my car.... (FYI: I own a crown vic....)

Diesel > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:50

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This is her giving no fucks.

Cherry_man1 > Jake, Yes, wearing khakis 04/23/2014 at 11:51

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X3 Just make sure you put down plenty of plastic wrap.

Jake, Yes, wearing khakis > Cherry_man1 04/23/2014 at 11:52

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Gotta get one of those ballistic seat covers they sell for carrying dogs

Clown Shoe Pilot > McMike 04/23/2014 at 11:54

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Meth (I assume) is a hell of a drug.

Putting a loaded gun in your sniz sounds to ME like a terrible idea. The opportunity for painful and news making injuries aside, there are other practical reasons not to do it. If the gun wasn't nice and clean, you've just shoved a dirty chunk of metal up into an orifice that's all mucous membrane. You're gonna get an infection.

Also, there's the strong possibility that the thing is covered in lead. Heavy metals poisoning isn't on my list of things to do.

Last, RUST. I've got some guns that rust if you look at them sideways. Storing them in a warm damp hole w/ a pH that tends toward acidic? I'll bet even stainless would rust eventually.

Cherry_man1 > Jake, Yes, wearing khakis 04/23/2014 at 12:02

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