This is why we can't have nice things

Kinja'd!!! "Bluecold" (Bluecold)
04/22/2014 at 18:22 • Filed to: None

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Today Kinja linked me to this article.

Why can't people comprehend that a nice car can be bought for other reasons than being a status symbol?

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I'd expect that Jezebel would be slightly more conservative with making assumptions on others.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Bluecold
04/22/2014 at 18:24

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YOUR POSSESSION OF A PENIS IS WHY YOU CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Bluecold
04/22/2014 at 18:26

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we already oppo-bombed that article


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Bluecold
04/22/2014 at 18:27

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Duuuude, it's Jezebel...lower your expectations...


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Bluecold
04/22/2014 at 18:28

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To be fair, the top comment pretty much perfectly aligns with Oppo's general stance on it.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > offroadkarter
04/22/2014 at 18:29

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And I called a woman a lesbian.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > CAR_IS_MI
04/22/2014 at 18:31

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where'd you get a hand grenade?


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Bluecold
04/22/2014 at 18:33

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Glorification of the mighty estrogen a la Jezebel means assumptions are fact. So stop trying to get a status symbol to be a status symbol so you can objectify women you penis-obsessed latent gay over-compensator.

/Sarc

Also, you used "conservative" and "Jezebel" in the same sentence: party foul.


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Blondude
04/22/2014 at 18:36

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Very true. One of the reasons I find Jezebel so confusing- the presence of reasonable positions in harmony with the crazy.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
04/22/2014 at 18:42

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It has literally everything to do with this... (most of Jezz is in that red NO NO zone).