Mornin Oppo

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
04/22/2014 at 12:54 • Filed to: None

Yes it's after noon but screw that! I'm still not feeling any better than last night. Actually, last night sucked major asshats!

While trying to sleep last night with !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I was awoken FIVE TIMES by the same fucking !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that drives past my dorm and likes to hold the revs all the damn time, between the periods of 12AM-3AM and finally at 9:32AM. The fucking asshole lives at my dorm, suffice to say, I'm not happy about it and I imagine his Stang to look like this in my dreams...

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(Not the actual car, it's not dead...)

Then I had to suffer through an hour of economics which I don't care for.

All in all, it's not been a good morning for me. Have a Targa this afternoon.

DISCUSSION (27)

offroadkarter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 13:01

Take a shit on this kids car and wipe the rest on the drivers door handle. Bet $10 you won't be woken up again.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > offroadkarter
04/22/2014 at 13:05

I was just gonna try to seize up/deactivate 4 of the cylinders so he drives a little bit quieter. Or why not stuff some shit in his exhaust haha!

DatASSun > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 13:14

I know this is the less "fun" route . But I live in Austin and know the whole college dorm situation . You should try to catch the guy and talk to him .. I know sounds like the least interesting way to handle the problem but I'm sure he would most likely quit mustanging pass your dorm .

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > DatASSun
04/22/2014 at 13:20

I don't know if he'd stop, I actually don't even know who he is. I just know he lives in my dorm and I'd have to be sitting in my car, waiting for him to pass by to actually catch him. Trust me, if I could catch him, I'd talk to him and if he turned out to be a car guy(doubt it) then it'd totally be cool. Luckily it's only one more week of his shenanigans before I go back home so I hope I can tolerate it a little longer..

wholettheriffraffin2 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 13:23

Thankyou for the targa. I suggest a very simple middle-of-the-night-two-wheel-tire-deflation, with an anonymous note on the windshield asking the shitnut to please drive quietly at night.

It's a good first step and involves no vandalism. It's also really fun to dress in black and sneak out with the mission impossible theme music in your head.

I once had a retirement home company illegally storing a decrepit shuttle bus on my street, taking up parking spaces and frankly ruining the nbhd, (yeah, get off my lawn). The bus was there overnight every night, sometimes just stored for days at a time. It had been going on for months and was the talk of the area.

I wrote a note, no result. I saw the driver once and asked him (politely) why he was parking there. He apologized and said, "My boss makes me park it here." I told the driver I understood and called the company - no result.

A little midnight deflation action and that was the last night the bus was ever parked on my street.

Actually saw the driver inflating the tires with a compressor the next morning. He didn't recognize me. Felt bad for him, but the owner of the bus obviously got the message.

You could always start with a note. You probably should. But it wouldn't be as fun.

DatASSun > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 13:24

If you have a balcony you can always resort to throwing eggs .. I'd prefer you didn't but if it gets the job done it gets the job done.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > DatASSun
04/22/2014 at 13:30

No balcony either. My room is strategically positioned so that I can only watch as he drives past my room at night..

Soloburrito > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 13:31

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > wholettheriffraffin2
04/22/2014 at 13:34

Thank you for the advice and story. If I can, I'll try a note if I ever catch his car.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Soloburrito
04/22/2014 at 13:37

I have no audio, but the dialogue must be hilarious. It's ok too, it's only a C4 Vette.

1337HPMustang > offroadkarter
04/22/2014 at 13:46

ahh yes, the primaeval approach. Simple and effective. Works well in other situations too; such as: winning arguments/self defence (the chimp method), setting boundaries/marking territory (shit on your lawn and see how many solicitors bother you), and doing taxes.

1337HPMustang > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 13:51

I've got a loud, obnoxious GT and all I'll say is that at least he's not setting off people's car alarms at that hour. Could always be worse... right?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 1337HPMustang
04/22/2014 at 13:53

You do have a point...But then I'd actually go out of my way to hunt his ass down if that happened. the ST could keep up with him better than any other car at my dorm..

offroadkarter > 1337HPMustang
04/22/2014 at 13:53

Last year when the state gov't said I owed the money then later said "oops lol our bad" and mailed me back a check for more than I owed, I sent them a reply envelope full of horse poo. They didn't make that same mistake this year. *

*These events may have not taken place

1337HPMustang > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 14:03

Yeah I can understand your sentiments. Maybe he's just going through a post-winter-storage phase and he'll calm down eventually. I don't know how much interaction you have with other mustang drivers but communication can be hard at times. If you wish to approach him or leave a note on his car, I recommend conveying the following, "Yo brah, ur 'stang sounds hella beast! The thing is, I gotta get sum fookin sleep cuz 8 am fookin classes mang. Tone that shit down playa".

Oh and I should mention I don't use my car after 9 pm on weekday nights so don't let one bad egg ruin the bunch or something like that.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 1337HPMustang
04/22/2014 at 14:07

I like that idea, A LOT!

Do you not use your car after 9PM for that reason?

wholettheriffraffin2 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 14:10

"this is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps, Jerry!"

(TV version)

wholettheriffraffin2 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 14:10

calm heads will prevail. Good luck!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > wholettheriffraffin2
04/22/2014 at 14:14

Thanks!

1337HPMustang > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 14:25

Yup, I live in a small bay so can't have my neighbours hating me, besides being a decent human being of course.

Stef Schrader > offroadkarter
04/22/2014 at 14:38

http://www.mailpoop.com/

Stef Schrader > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 14:48

I know this feel. I lived near obnoxious neighbors all through junior high and high school, ugh—with the window facing the road. I didn't even get a V8—just crappy ricer fartcan sounds. Ugh.

I can sleep through anything, though, so I'm not sure what to do there. Sleeping pills? cc: fartknocker on the bill?

I guess you could snitch him out to the hall director in your dorm, but I generally discourage snitching on principle. Have you talked to the dude directly about it? Thrown a roll of TP at him from your window?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 1337HPMustang
04/22/2014 at 16:12

I understand. It sounds like your Stang isn't in havings of it's stock exhaust setup if its that loud. :)

1337HPMustang > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 16:21

Mine is one of those that sets off car alarms if I get too feely with the throttle. It's cammed with a tough clutch so when I first got it, low speed driving consisted of high revs so I wouldn't stall it, which, consequently, is what will set off sensitive car alarms. I've gotten a lot better so now I can engage 1000 rpm stealth mode and not do that.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 1337HPMustang
04/22/2014 at 16:29

I would like to see and hear this Mustang because that description sounds awesome!

1337HPMustang > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/22/2014 at 18:03

Well I don't have a video of my car but it sounds like this black s197 which has the same cams and a similar exhaust set up. It lopes the same way as mine too. Swapping out cams is a popular mod on the SOHC stangs so there's tons of videos of mustangs with them. My stang doesn't look special though, it's rather understated. It looks no different from stock except for big wheels and lower ride

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 1337HPMustang
04/22/2014 at 18:28

I like this, a lot! :)