"McMike" (mcmike)
04/22/2014 at 05:33 • Filed to: Parking, twowheelsbad, tutu153, trikeparking
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"McMike" (mcmike)
04/22/2014 at 05:33 • Filed to: Parking, twowheelsbad, tutu153, trikeparking | 2
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I know Can-Ams are considered motorcycles, but c’mon dude. Even if you were to pull in perpendicular to the curb like you’re supposed to, you’ll still take up two spots.
The white Ducati had to double-up with the BMW on the right because this guy can’t seem to pick a spot.
After examining the scene, I believe asshat could park like this, and still not take up two spots. If he were to line a front tire up with a meter, that would keep him in his spot. (he would use the WHOLE spot, but that would still leave room for others)
...and that’s what I will share with him if I ever see him. A “Hey, there is a way to do this without pissing everyone off.” kind of approach.
It’s either that or I’ll leave him crayola drawings of how not to park.
jkm7680
> McMike
04/22/2014 at 06:43 |
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Come on Can Am!
Those things should really take up regular car spaces, Harley trikes included.
Just bring some chalk and draw him some "Asshat Parking" just specifically reserved for him.
Here, these forms are extremely useful for asshats. I use them on a daily basis.
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/files/notice_1…
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McMike
> jkm7680
04/22/2014 at 07:34 |
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There's a chance I may never meet him. I work from 7-3, and he could very well work 9-5 or something like that.
A note may be necessary, or a QR code to a online gallery of his crimes.
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jkm7680
> McMike
04/22/2014 at 07:37 |
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I'm just surprised that he keeps parking like that. Crayola drawings it is.
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jkm7680
> McMike
04/22/2014 at 07:38 |
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EDIT: Did he have to pay for both of those spaces?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if he didn't pay for both of them, you can call the city to tow him probably?
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McMike
> jkm7680
04/22/2014 at 07:48 |
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First rule of motorcycle parking, you don't call parking enforcement to a bank of meters that expire every four hours.
At least once a week, I'm expired for a few minutes (as I'm sure everyone else is on occasion). A ticket for an expired meter is $25.
We will wait and see if he keeps it up, or if anyone can grab him and clear it up for him. Fortunately, I get to work pretty early, and there is always a spot. In the summer months, it fills up pretty early, but I'm still in before the tricycle.
Believe me, if I ever lose a spot because he's straddling two spaces, and it costs me $20 to park somewhere else. I'm calling it in.
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jkm7680
> McMike
04/22/2014 at 07:52 |
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Yeah, No clue why he's so overprotective over his tricycle. It's not like it can fall over, like the bikes in the lot. But if you can't find a space and King Dick has taken up two of them, definitely call him in.
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McMike
> jkm7680
04/22/2014 at 08:10 |
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I don't think he has a clue. Probably a first time rider.
ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
> McMike
04/22/2014 at 12:16 |
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Can-am cause the world needs motorcycle/wheel chair crossovers.
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McMike
> ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/22/2014 at 12:21 |
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I don't even want to think about what'll happen if that Elio vehicle ever makes it into production.