Oppositelock's sexuality

"Nibby" (nibby68) 04/21/2014 at 16:49 • Filed to: None

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Not entirely true. There are plenty of dieselsexuals amongst us too... and a few electrosexuals.

Party-vi > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:51

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I don't like this type of sexual exclusionism on Oppositelock - WHAT ABOUT THE WANKELS!?

Jagvar > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:51

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wtrmlnjuc > Party-vi 04/21/2014 at 16:52

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Wankers.

505Turbeaux > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:54

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I am calling myself an equal opportunity sexual in matters such as these

Your boy, BJR > Party-vi 04/21/2014 at 16:54

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Or MANUALEROTOCISM?

Jagvar > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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Don't forget trannies.

505Turbeaux > Party-vi 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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just repeat Wankel-sexual to yourself a few times and tell me you don't feel dirty

Saracen > Party-vi 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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Wankels swing both ways.

Nibby > Party-vi 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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BLOW OFF, WANKER

/Saints Row 3 reference

For Sweden > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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No.

Everyone knows the most Jalop engine configuration is an inverted inline.

Remake the logo with the piston pointing down.

PS9 > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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Hybrid-sexuality is a myth. Hybrids reproduce asexually, so they can avoid costly things like 'excitement' and 'fun'.

Though there are ongoing lab experiments on never-before-seen creatures that might changed that tide in the future.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Party-vi 04/21/2014 at 16:56

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What about electric cars? Whiizzzzzzz!

Saracen > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 16:58

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"It has a straight six in the front, manual gearbox in the middle and drive going to the rear. That is Chapter 1 Page 1 of the Petrosexual's handbook."

Clown Shoe Pilot > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 17:02

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Diesel and Wankel are also suck/squeeze/bang/blow. In fact, so are turbine engines, it's just all the steps are happening continuously and simultaneously in different parts of the engine.

It's just the electric folks (like Mrs. Shoe Pilot) that aren't in on the whole 4 step process all the time.

Nibby > Saracen 04/21/2014 at 17:04

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V8s are nice too!

Nibby > For Sweden 04/21/2014 at 17:05

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Heh! I would but I didn't make it. Scorpio found this image.

Nibby > Jagvar 04/21/2014 at 17:05

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Do you want to control my stick, or should I do it myself?

jkm7680 > Nibby 04/21/2014 at 17:07

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Or Ethanolsexual. To get all technical.

Lekker > Saracen 04/21/2014 at 17:46

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I just realized your avatar is Clarkson when they did the Interceptors. Seems appropriate haha. That is the most perfect quotation and imagery used ever. You win the internet. And Clarkson. But he's a dick. I Like him.

philipilihp > Nibby 04/22/2014 at 09:16

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I'm sure there are also plenty of 2-pump chumps out there. Lookin' at you, Saab people!