And now a follow up

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 04/20/2014 at 23:23 • Filed to: Benjamin's Manly Shit

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I figure'd I'd make these !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! posts somewhat regular. So have a:

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Maybach Zeppelin;

a M1911;

And Lauren Bacall.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 04/20/2014 at 23:25

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I have one. I like mine's rosewood grips better.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 04/20/2014 at 23:26

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Ohhhhhh, so nice. I really want to get a 1911 when I turn 21. Concealed carry is illegal in MD, but you know, it will be for home protection.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/20/2014 at 23:28

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Buy an Auto Ordinance, their damn good and really inexpensive.

Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/20/2014 at 23:29

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I really want to get a young Lauren Bacall now but apparently BTTF is a "work of fiction" and there is "no such thing" as time travel and I'm "a complete fucking moron" for thinking they were documentaries. Whatever. I wanna bang here in my home with no protection.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 04/20/2014 at 23:49

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Beats most of what we have today. Damn good looking for her time. Usually styles don't translate over time.

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 04/21/2014 at 00:10

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I have a 1911. Many folks do not know the difference between a 1911 and a 1911A. HUGE! The 1911 was produced between 1911 and 1923 with under 70,000 produced. The 1911A ,which followed, was produced by the millions.

Best way to tell is the difference is in the triggers and the grips, if they are still original.

Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/21/2014 at 00:14

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Don't take modern times for granted, man! We live in a world where redhead Scarlett Johanson is a thing:

There IS a god, and he wants us to fap.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 04/21/2014 at 00:19

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The #1 reason to watch Mad Men

Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/21/2014 at 00:25

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AS WELL AS the number 1 reason I am touching myself right now…..

Hello there, curvy redhead named Christina. I am Ben. I am currently fantasizing about slamming our genitals together so hard, i break my fucking dick! Have a nice day.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 04/21/2014 at 00:31

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If it makes you feel any better, she's married to the idiot stoner from Super Troopers.

And yes, her tits could crush a tank or my face.

Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/21/2014 at 00:35

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I have never wished a fatal dicksplosion (Fatal Dicksplosion……dibs on the band name) on anybody as hard as I am right now.

Simplify, then add beer > Your boy, BJR 04/21/2014 at 05:23

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I'm digging the manly posts, but it is missing something: