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Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
04/18/2014 at 12:32 • Filed to: None

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I'm glad I get an hour lunch:

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next paycheck will be direct deposited.


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! UKGTR335 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
04/18/2014 at 12:44

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If i actually go into the bank to conduct a transaction I usually get stuck behind the non-english speaking octogenarian trying to complete a reverse mortgage and requesting the proceeds be comprised solely of buffalo nickels and $2 bills.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
04/18/2014 at 13:28

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I get the Unprepared NonDriving Short Female. Pulls up in an SUV, can't get close enough to the machine to reach it thru the window yet is too close to fully open the door to get out...but discovers this only after she's just put the car into park and spent 5 minutes digging thru her stuff to find her card and the elebenty-seven transactions she wants to make. And for those multiple transactions...has to remove and reinsert the card for every fucking one while she's hanging halfway out the rolled down window of the open car door. Oh, and then takes five more minutes repacking her stuff into her purse etc before pulling away.

How do these people find their way home at night?