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Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/18/2014 at 00:08 • Filed to: torchlopnik

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NOW I understand torchlopnik

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Here's a goody gif for clicking. I figured it was tame enough to exclude a NSFW tag but hot enough to require a blocker. also that bellushi gif is gold. also I'm drunk.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:09

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One day, Oppo needs to meet Torch in person. He is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:12

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They took the bar

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
04/18/2014 at 00:13

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got that right


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
04/18/2014 at 00:14

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I'm thinking of holding an Oppo cookout at my house this summer. I have a pool a decent sized back yard, and 2 front yards, maybe a little "Concurs d'shite boxes". Idk, I'm spitballing. I live at the jersey shore so maybe i can convince staffers from NYC to come (free beer and burgers, chaps?) We hold a party called "Ralphapalooooooozah!" every summer that draws about 200-300 people, so i figure i could handle an oppo meet. Maybe If i provide accommodations/sleepyplaces we can get further oppobros and jalopybros to show up. we can find out if my neighbor's nitrous powered 600whp S10 can baby!


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:16

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How close to swimmable beaches do you live? I have been told by several real actual doctors in conversations that definitely happened that if I go more than 12 months without going in the Atlantic ocean, I will definitely actually die.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:18

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Do it I will come!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:19

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Sometimes it's good to live in Pacific Time.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > vdub_nut: scooter snob
04/18/2014 at 00:23

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Like actual, swimmable beaches? Like the public kind? Shit, pretty far, like 1.5-2 miles! Might as well be in fuckin' kansas!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/18/2014 at 00:24

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I'd have to clear it with my mom and stepdad (I do still live at home) But if I get the okay, I may even be able to have my stepdad's band play the party! So hey, live music!


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:35

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Jersey shore isn't too far away from me...
I'll need a road trip to break in my first car this summer! So what better trip than a 4-day drive from Seattle, WA! :)
(just tell me a week in advance and I might make it in time...)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/18/2014 at 00:35

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Seattle? Oh that's only a few thousand miles away. I jog that shit every morning.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:37

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same, but since I need to bring a car, it'll take a bit longer....
I mean, I could carry it on my back, but that'd wear out my shoes too much...


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/18/2014 at 00:38

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FUCKING CARS, MAN. Always ruining our super awesome shoes.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:42

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Exactly! This is what happened when I tried getting in a friends car today...
The car literally tried to get my shoes to combust!
Luckily it was a Ferrari, so my friend had a couple dozen fire extinguishers lying around/mounted on to the car
/joke (my friends are too poor to drive Ferraris, but I'm almost sure a Ferrari would try to burn your feet off)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/18/2014 at 00:43

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That happened last time i got a pit of wee on my shoes. (I PISS ACID)


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 00:48

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your family must love that! So, is your toilet titanium, carbotanium, steel, or some other thing on the periodic table?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/18/2014 at 00:51

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Adamantium.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/18/2014 at 10:10

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I think a lot of people still live at home I do. Music would be great. We should make this a yearly thing hosted by different opponauts.