NPOCP - Three Beetles and A Squareback.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 04/18/2014 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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PowderHound > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/18/2014 at 10:31

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Yes. Do it. Ask why later.

Party-vi > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/18/2014 at 10:34

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1) Buy beetles and squareback

2) Install beetle drivetrains in front and back of squareback

3) Become king of H2O International

Alex B > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/18/2014 at 10:46

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NP

Merkin Muffley > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/18/2014 at 10:52

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CP. The squareback isn't really worth the money that would be needed to bring it back, and the condition of the beetles is inversely proportional to their interestingness. These cars are basically scrap, with very little in useful or valuable parts.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 04/18/2014 at 11:00

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4) Use remaining Beetles to make one with two fronts and four doors and one with two backs and no doors.

5)Buy a scrap AWD Previa, put drivetrain in the Beast with Two Backs, and use it to tow Janus around town, confusing the hell out of absolutely GaryOldmanEveryone.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/18/2014 at 11:03

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Use both beetle bodies to make beetle-pullman, four doors and limousine seating in the rear. Sell as failed VW one-off to hipster.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 04/18/2014 at 11:06

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Your suggestion doesn't include an awesome "beast with two backs" joke, but does include the magic word "pullman". Beetle roofline's a bitch to do that sort of thing with, though... if one cares about the result, which one might not if victimizing hipsters.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/18/2014 at 11:09

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Beetles are inherently unsexy, hence my lack of sex joke.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 04/18/2014 at 11:11

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Well, it wasn't sexy in Othello either - meant to disgust and alarm, really. Like a Beetle.