How about this…..

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04/17/2014 at 19:11 • Filed to: Bad ideas

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:16

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Only if it's mid-mounted.

I hope the FX guy for Scanners knows how much milage that one scene gets on Oppo alone.


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04/17/2014 at 19:19

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Or I could really make everyone shit a brick and say instead of mid or rear mounted, front transverse mounted and FWD.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:22

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I like you.


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:22

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Sweet mother of God that engine is fucking GORGEOUS!

That thing could seriously be displayed in an art gallery.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:22

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Not sure that would fit in the front longitudinally, much less transverse. Though it looks almost square.

I know! Just turn it 90 degrees along the longitudinal axis.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > QCGoose
04/17/2014 at 19:23

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When I'm rich, I'm gonna have one on a plinth in my home's entryway.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > It's a "Porch-uh"
04/17/2014 at 19:23

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FUCK IT! We're mounting it ON THE ROOF.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:25

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A flat twelve (180 degree V12) in a T613.. Oh my... DO IT.. :)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/17/2014 at 19:28

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Imagine the SQUAT when you floor it…….


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:33

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Hoh yes.. rear bumper? Who NEEDS a rear bumper :)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/17/2014 at 19:36

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FUCK! You just gave me the sploogiest idea.

For the cosmetic mods, we could do something like this…….

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Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:40

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Oh my... That would be awesome... could we make that a flat plane V12 with 4 turbos and a supercharger then? RWB Tatra 613 :)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/17/2014 at 19:41

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I'm genuinely upset that unless an absurd amount of money drops into my lap, this will never be a real thing. Like, its actually ruined my night.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:44

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:/ Sorry about that, But you'll always have the dream mate.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/17/2014 at 19:47

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I CAN'T DRAG MY DICK ACROSS THE HOOD OF THE DREAM!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:51

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Uhm.. yeah.. well.. uhh.. no? But flat plane engines aside... how about a twin VR6 thingy? That'd be cool as well :)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/17/2014 at 19:53

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So……a W12?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR
04/17/2014 at 19:56

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Pretty much.. :)