Jalopnik's Lexus Ad - Read the first paragraph.

"Voice of C. Montgomery Burns" (voiceofcmb) 04/17/2014 at 12:17 • Filed to: None

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"Picture this: your neighbor pulls his incredible new (arriving Fall 2014) into his driveway. The sharp bark of the V8 stands your hair on end, and the sweeping belt line terminates into muscular shoulders that hug the wide, low-profile tires. The available carbon fiber active wing cuts through the air like a knife and you're overtaken by an all-too-familiar feeling: envy."

Lexus, like everyone else in this rushed-age, didn't proofread their ad very well.

So, I ask you to read that paragraph above and tell ME what car you think it's describing.

Leeeeena the Jalopchick > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:20

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sorry, was testing Kinja

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:21

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Challenger and P1 had a baby. (P1 only donated the wing.)

deekster_caddy > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:26

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[insert car here] is missing!

edit - looks like they fixed it. There's a link present.

lone_liberal > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:29

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Personally I think (arriving Fall 2014) is just as good as any of the new Infiniti names.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:32

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New Camaro Z/28

Voice of C. Montgomery Burns > lone_liberal 04/17/2014 at 12:33

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Nice one.

offroadkarter > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:37

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"Picture this: your neighbor pulls his incredible new (arriving Fall 2014) into his driveway. "

and my response would be "Oh look, another IS250"

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:42

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definitely not a lexus

Victorious Secret > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 04/17/2014 at 12:51

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The available carbon fiber active wing cuts through the air like a knife and you're overtaken by an all-too-familiar feeling: envy.

The new Lexus, it's #thatkindofthrill

Dsscats > Leeeeena the Jalopchick 07/18/2014 at 18:10

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Where'd you go?

Dsscats > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 07/18/2014 at 18:11

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Who would envy a Lexus other than the LFA or ISF?