Better or lipstick on a pig

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04/16/2014 at 12:22 • Filed to: 5minutephotoshop

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Original - Infiniti LetterLetterNumberNumber that used to be a patrol. or...

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Nothing > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 12:27

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The entire front end of those is just a mess, to my eyes. The grill, headlights, and the goofy vents (that you got rid of), the foglights, and the goofy looking splitter looking things under the fogs. Ugh. The pinched grill look on all Infinitis is the worst corporate face out there.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 12:28

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Buick called, they want their portholes back


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 12:29

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Nissan should use the JDM names over here.

Infiniti Patrol

Infiniti Cima/President

Infiniti Fuga/Gloria/Cedric

Infiniti Skyline

Infiniti Primera

etc

Patrol sounds much cooler than QX9834789


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Nothing
04/16/2014 at 12:31

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come now...the worst?

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > dogisbadob
04/16/2014 at 12:32

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I hope names for cars make a comeback, especially in light of the fact that the new style of letters and numbers is mostly meaningless where it used to, at least, designate a size class and/or engine displacement.


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 12:39

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For whatever reason, I did and still like the look of the original one they released. I'm not the biggest fan of the curves they've given it over the years but I do like the fact that the gills are gone and you've taken out whatever that miserable chromed window frame/stripping was.

I wonder if the gills completely put me off so much that even when they're removed I still can't like it.


Kinja'd!!! Nothing > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 12:52

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It's a toss up for me. If forced to decide, I prefer the angular of the Lexus, vs the pudgy squished look of the Infiniti. Both are bad, though.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 13:15

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lipstick. If they squared this thing up it could be awesome. As is, you can find me at my local cadillac dealer.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
04/16/2014 at 13:16

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Yeah, they need more patrol in the grill and especially the lights

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Kinja'd!!! Saracen > dogisbadob
04/16/2014 at 13:17

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Names for cars are always better than numbers. But the Japanese luxury marques felt like they just had to imitate ze Germans..


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 13:18

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So fucking hideous. How do these designers get jobs?


Kinja'd!!! BJ > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2014 at 13:48

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It's got such a giant forehead. How are you supposed to see the faces of the people you're crushing over the front of that hood? And the soft lines don't go well with the angular lights and shapes on the lower corners of the bumper. What a mess.

Dropping the portholes was a good thing. Still just lipstick on a pig.