OMG, My Car Is A Fat Pig

Kinja'd!!! "Forgetful" (forgetful)
04/15/2014 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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I. Weight Increases

•Interior

+0.213lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! vs. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (but still .0875lbs lighter than !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )


•Exterior

+2.625lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! vs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
+2.438lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!







II. Weight Reduction


•Interior

-22.612lbs | 35.375lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 12.763lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! + !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! + !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.200lbs | 01.225lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 01.025lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.088lbs | 00.438lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 00.350lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-22.900lbs Total


•Exterior

-23.575lbs | 33.550lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! & !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 9.975lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-18.900lbs | 20.775lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 16.050lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (times 4)
-10.050lbs | 20.950lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 10.900lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-09.150lbs | 12.300lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 03.150lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-02.074lbs | 02.125lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 01.088lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (times 2)
-01.138lbs | 04.475lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 03.338lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-???.???lbs | ??.???lb stock - 00.363lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-64.887lbs Total



•Engine Bay

-26.175lbs | 29.188lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 03.013lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-10.538lbs | 20.725lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 10.188lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-04.100lbs | 04.900lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 00.800lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-03.300lbs | 06.388lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 03.088lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.437lbs | 01.000lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 00.563lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.175lbs | 00.700lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - 00.525lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-???.???lbs | ??.???lb stock - 00.188lb !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-44.725lbs Total








III. Absolute Weight Removal

-01.725lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-1.725lbs Total


•Interior

-39.113lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-25.688lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-18.613lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-13.875lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-13.763lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-07.550lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-04.975lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-04.763lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-04.750lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-04.188lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-03.188lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-03.100lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-02.600lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-02.200lbs most of the foam insulation between dash and firewall. No picture because I cut it up into small pieces and weighed it in a garbage bag.
-02.088lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-02.038lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-01.925lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-01.563lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-01.550lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-01.250lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.813lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.675lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.463lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.313lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.300lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.225lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.288lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.288lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-162.145lbs Total


•Exterior

-15.000lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-12.250lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-03.488lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-01.688lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-01.075lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.513lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.463lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.050lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-34.519lbs Total


•Engine Bay

-01.338lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.375lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.350lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.275lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.113lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-00.038lbs !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
-2.489lbs Total



Grand Total: -328.114lbs


Fun fact: I've currently shed 6.442 pounds total worth of things that weigh less than a pound. So to all those people that are constantly questioning the removal/replacement of small bits that don't weigh much, THAT is why. You'd be lucky to save that much with a carbon fiber hood. $:Pound = good.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 13:21

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Ha! I've seen Miata threads like this, but the earnestness exhibited here is pretty spectacular.

"6.442 lbs... THAT is why."


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 13:22

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 13:22

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What are the chances that the driver is 300 lbs with long hair?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 13:32

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Wow, this guy is dedicated. I'm not exactly sure what he's dedicated to, but it's serious for sure.

With no bumpers or horn, and an exposed dash, I hope he's not driving it on the street.


Kinja'd!!! MazdaMonkey > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 13:34

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Almost down to Miata weight!


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 13:37

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He's actually 6'1" 170lbs. Short to no hair.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Tekamul
04/15/2014 at 13:37

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I read bits and pieces of the thread. It's not his DD, but he does drive it on the street.


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 13:48

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Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 13:56

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Then I get in the car and ruin 90% of that weight savings.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 14:14

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His car is what some would call FACKING LOUD


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Forgetful
04/15/2014 at 14:50

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Lol, time to get to work on the SHO. Starting weight 4300#


Kinja'd!!! PhastAfrican > Forgetful
08/09/2014 at 14:02

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awesome build


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > CalzoneGolem
08/09/2014 at 14:52

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What are the chances this guy doesn't have a girlfriend? Pretty good considering he removed the passenger seat.