Is it just me? (WARNING- DRUNK SELFIE)

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/15/2014 at 00:26 • Filed to: None

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or do I have the coolest neck swag ever?


DISCUSSION (42)


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:29

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I am amazed at your hair. If I put together all the effort I put into my hair for a year, that is how much time you spent on yours. Or about 10 minutes


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:30

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That is some pimp ass shit right there, yo.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:31

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Us Rolland men are particularly proud of our glorious manes.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PRBot II
04/15/2014 at 00:33

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That's the actual trunk badge from my actual 900. I need to see if my hot ass lady friend still has the turbo badges (her famous quote in HS was turbo swag, so I gave her my 900's turbo badges after it died)


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:33

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My family is known for their glorious beards.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:34

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Fuck I wish I could have an awesome beard. I want to go full grizzly adams on err body's ass.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:35

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I wish I could be drunk on a Monday night but I'm stuck doing a research paper.

Side note, you and I have the same hairdo. I'm unashamedly very proud of my hair.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:36

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It is my peoples tradition. Amazingly we like very friendly with them.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray
04/15/2014 at 00:38

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Seriously- If you are not already, try Uppercut Deluxe pomade. It CHANGED MY LIFE. And also, fuck. I have 2 weeks worth of homework to do…….


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:39

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welp... best shirt ever that's for damn sure :]

\m/ awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:40

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Is that a TACTICAL TURBAN?!??! I need a hindi friend to join the military so i can chill with someone with a TACTITURBAN


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:40

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I've been rocking the Aveda Pomade given to me by my mom's hair lady for the past couple months and it works wonders haha

My friends give me shit for doing my hair how it's done, but I have zero fucks to give. I'm pulling it off and women love it.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Big Bubba Ray
04/15/2014 at 00:41

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Damn Greasers with your loud cars and rock and roll music........ I had sweet hair when I was young too. Now even my beard is almost half gray :(


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:41

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Don't be ignant! Know the difference! Beard+turban=sikh! Hindus are. . . not beard and turban I guess.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:41

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mine too. let's be friends.

I can tuck my Yeard into my shirt collar.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY
04/15/2014 at 00:42

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My dad's dad raced for triumph cars in the brit sportscar glory days, my dad always had a triumph bike when we had extra money (so, like, twice in my life) It'd be a crime for me to not rep the big T!


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Aaron James
04/15/2014 at 00:43

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I hop outta my Baja Bug with the hair slicked and panties drop.

At least you have a beard, my friend. I'm baby faced like none other.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:43

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shit…….

I apologize.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
04/15/2014 at 00:43

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My grandpa has to trim everyday to keep it in tip top shape! I was 18 when i could start growing a full beard!


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:44

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I literally couldn't grow a beard until I was in my late 20's. Now if I don't shave for a few weeks I have a 70's bush on my face.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Big Bubba Ray
04/15/2014 at 00:46

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I remember those days, my baby face served me well for many years.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray
04/15/2014 at 00:46

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The thing I love about UD is it washes right the fuck out first shampooing. I used to use a combo of murray's and royal crown and that shit took A GODDAMN MONTH to wash out.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:46

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Its all good. Its not like we are that big of a religion or anything, so it is excusable. I always got asked if I was making it up. . .


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:48

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meanwhile, that song put bead paisley's career, ll cool j's career, race relations, and progress in general back about 40 years.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:49

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I think we are back in the middle ages after that song.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:50

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Haha yep my stuff is the same! Quick shampoo and it's gone! I'm about to order some of your stuff to give it a try!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray
04/15/2014 at 00:52

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It's expensve, but the ladies love the smell (like a cross of coconut and marshmallows) and it holds good as hell. a fingertip full is all I need,


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:52

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oh wow, dude that's kickass. I have a cousin that runs 600cc superbikes in Mexico with Pepsi. That is the most motorsport out of my side lol. I bet you have some awesome pictures of those days


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:54

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is this you?

I started shaving at 12, but it was still pretty patchy until I was 17 or 18.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 00:55

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Haha it's cheaper than what I'm using now, which is putting a hurt on my wallet. And I need something that smells delicious as well. Your stuff might put me over the top. Now I'm excited haha


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
04/15/2014 at 00:57

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It isn't quite that epic, but it is close. It just doesn't grow on my checks. I get a beard in about 4 weeks, now. I had a friend in highschool who had a beard like that though.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY
04/15/2014 at 00:58

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Surprisingly not. I think like 1 picture is left of my grandpa with his prized TR3 hill climb car (his dd, even after him and my grandma had 4 kids) and I know that there are no pics of my dad's bonneville or tiger. (my mom never knew about them, she thinks motorbikes are the devil, he kept them in a storage unit)


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 00:59

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You're a sikh? or is it correct to say "You're sikh?" I've always wanted to learn more about the sikh religion, but I don't come across many sikhs in my everyday life (and the ones I have seemed pretty shy). Got any good sites other than wikipedia I can read to learn more?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray
04/15/2014 at 01:01

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Lol my brother was pissed when I let his GF smell my product (i was opening the box when they walked in) She was like "wow ben. that smells goooood. chris, you should do your hair like ben's"


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Ferrero1911
04/15/2014 at 01:02

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I got nothing for you. I was raised sikh, but I am not very religious. I can tell you we are supposed to wear 5 things on our bodies(turban, beard, knife, bracelet, and pajamas) . It has one God, kind of. . . but 10 gurus who speak the word of God. I say you go to a temple if you want to learn more. Lunch is free and people usually are willing to explain things.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 01:04

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No doubt, theres a Sikh guy at my gym whose beard is next level. He's a specimen.


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 01:07

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Free lunch and pajamas? I might just do that.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Ferrero1911
04/15/2014 at 01:15

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For the love of god! Don't wear your pajamas there. Just go with normal cloths. They are a special type of pajama. . .mostly ones made in India.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 01:33

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Oh the things I do past 12 am.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Anon
04/15/2014 at 01:35

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Once the witching hour hits…….we are no longer responsible.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > YSI-what can brown do for you
04/15/2014 at 01:49

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LL Cool J gave a shoutout to Robert E. Lee…….


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Your boy, BJR
04/15/2014 at 02:15

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Shout out to my boy Hitler!