US Airways Jokes

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 04/14/2014 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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I'll start: US Airways sure has given new meaning to what it takes to be in the mile-high-club.

$kaycog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 17:07

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Also, a new meaning to flying United.

jkm7680 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 17:08

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Delta Airlines has given a whole no meaning to WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LUGGAGE, WHY IS THE BITCHY GATE ATTENDANT YELLING AT ME AND WHY THE FUCK IS THE PLANE SO FUCKING LATE.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > $kaycog 04/14/2014 at 17:09

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Just a saw this one " Looks like the mile high club joined her"

Salmanorguk > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 17:09

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US Airways flight flies into Bermudas Triangle?

PushToStart > jkm7680 04/14/2014 at 17:11

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All airlines are like that, haha

They all suck, and I hate flying because they treat everyone like complete shit.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Salmanorguk 04/14/2014 at 17:11

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lol, or into 's Triangle.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 17:15

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Landing strip.

Hanger.

In flight service.

jkm7680 > PushToStart 04/14/2014 at 17:16

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All except for Virgin America. Hot damn, that airline is great.

This is what you get in Cattle Class.

The people are nice, (Except the angry man who doesn't speak English on the Jet Bridge)

PushToStart > jkm7680 04/14/2014 at 17:22

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Never flown virgin, actually. I'll keep that in mind, I'd do anything to have a pleasant flight for once lol

jkm7680 > PushToStart 04/14/2014 at 17:25

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It's great, same planes for short and long flights. That means Tv's and all that good stuff.

You also can order food and drinks directly from your Tv screen. Which is nice.

Saracen > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 17:27

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That was more like a reverse mile high club.

This is what happens when your pilot has watched too many canyon dog fights.

Looks like he missed the small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

If that was a couple of girls I know, it would have been a real plane.

briannutter1 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 17:35

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Hey everyone, we finally found the black box!

coqui70 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 04/14/2014 at 22:13

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US Airways announced today that it was exploring new markets ... and is making great progress in penetrating the Genitalia region ...

The Boeing 777 was thoroughly tested throughout all regions of the flight envelope, including the trans-labian zone - providing a smoother ride than the competition.

At US Airways your pleasure is our business!

Robert Phallus, US Airways Customer Advocate, highlighted the new marketing campaign aimed at lonely, bored and ignored housewives "At US Airways women always come first!"