Well Oppo… (minor relationship shit inside, but hey, music!)

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/12/2014 at 22:47 • Filed to: None

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One of my exes texted me today saying she wants to give "us" another shot. Normally I'd say no, but she's hot and rich (her dad is a prominent politician here in NJ) so I figure whats the worst that can happen. Have a TT Cabrio, because it's the most "Daddy's Girl" car I could think of

Also, Here's some tunes.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! Jacques L' Autre > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:49

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Her Dad could always shut down the highway that leads into your local municipality just to spite you.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:49

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Don't do it man!!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jacques L' Autre
04/12/2014 at 22:50

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Lol he's not THAT prominent.


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:51

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You mean you Godless, regular-folk hatin, northern heathens in the [concrete] Garden state actually have 'relationships?'


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:52

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Tread carefully my friend. Love's a hell of a drug. Use this if you are ever confused.

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:53

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Where are the plate holes at?

Also, good luck.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > thebigbossyboss
04/12/2014 at 22:54

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Like I said, normally I wouldn't, but she's the hottest girl I've ever dated…..by a HUGE margin, so i figure worst case scenario, I get a hookup or two out of it, best case:

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So hey, result!


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:55

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Hey what the hell give it a shot.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:55

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In that case, as long as your eyes are open...do it.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > getchapopcorn
04/12/2014 at 22:56

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Not really, but I like to watch them try.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 22:57

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what happened tht the 2 of you broke up?

also, warning: daddy is rich. she grew up with expensive tastes. daddy isn't going to be paying for her stuff forever. who is going to be left to fullfil those expensive tastes? YOU


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > bob and john
04/12/2014 at 23:01

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Lol I know. It's funny, I grew up REALLY poor, like $20 a month for groceries poor, but my mom got re-married and my stepdad does well, so like the first half of high school, i was a loser, but by junior year, all the "cool" kids were hitting me up to hang. Now that I'm in college, I've come way back down to earth, but she's a result of that whole "rags to riches" phase. (we broke up mutually when she left for college and i stayed local, but she's switched schools to the same one i go to now)


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:01

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go for it, and if a black suburban pulls up in front of your home in the middle of the night, book it!
BUT SERIOUSLY, GO FOR IT!!!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/12/2014 at 23:03

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Nah, her dad is a democrat, so……….black Prius V LOL

But yeah, I plan on at least having fun, if it leads to more, cool!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Milky
04/12/2014 at 23:04

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I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/12/2014 at 23:06

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Thanks for making this come back into my head.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Tom McParland
04/12/2014 at 23:06

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:08

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I wish I knew people like that haha


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:10

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Dad isn't Chris Christie, is? Besides having two first names that man is a loon... Get Out!

Otherwise... Meh, go with your gut not your head. Money and hot comes and goes... probably.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > dogisbadob
04/12/2014 at 23:10

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They're usually a tad up their own ass. It's cool though, because now i know how like, half of the mercedes lineup does during "shenanigans".


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > AthomSfere
04/12/2014 at 23:12

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FUCK NO. I hate that fat cunt. Nah, but like i've said before, taking it one blowie at a time. If it turns into more, COOL! If not, well it was fun while it lasted.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:15

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Blowie? If that is what I think it is... I hope I can un-read the word...

Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:18

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What's the worst that could happen?

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:21

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how hot (pics?)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Your boy, BJR
04/12/2014 at 23:23

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ok. the reason I asked why you broke up is because if you didn't have something tht worked last time, then its not going to work this time. the distance thing though is a exempt from tht though

if it works out, best of luck to you!
if it doesn't, don't say we didn't warn ya


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > AthomSfere
04/12/2014 at 23:25

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/12/2014 at 23:29

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Very much, but I don't want to link any FB pics on here. If she sends me some though you'll be the first to know

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > ttyymmnn
04/12/2014 at 23:32

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
04/13/2014 at 08:17

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ok I get it


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR
04/13/2014 at 10:29

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Ha! Amongst my friends Chris Christie is quite popular!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > thebigbossyboss
04/13/2014 at 11:56

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He's nothing more than a child……getting carried away with his little game of tony soprano make believe. Thank god for bridge gate- otherwise he may have become president!